I am so happy you came into my life on March 8th, 2012. I would die for you Malia May Johnson! You are my best friend, lover, manager, nurse, doctor, lawyer, counselor, business partner, my wife, the mother of my children, and my life. You amaze me with all you do, and you make it look so easy. I wish…
Tag: Malia and MJ
I didn’t forget and I will never forget baby!
MJ: Baby, you definitely passed this test…… Malia: You did to. I can’t believe you made me think you forgot my birthday today! MJ: I may have horrible ADD, but I will never forget your birthday! You are the most beautiful woman, inside and out, that I’ve ever known! Malia: I think I’m nominating you for husband of the year…
Malia…..Have you been naughty or nice?
MJ: Miss Malia, Christmas is coming up. Have you been naughty or nice? Malia: Naughty. MJ: Santa only gives presents to the nice girls. Malia: If “Santa The Terrible” wants me to keep sitting on his lap, he better bring me something good this year. I like Prada! MJ: Well, maybe Santa will let you slide this year little girl.…
I’m Sorry You’re Sick Baby :(
Malia: For better or worse. That’s what I signed up for when I married this cute boy with 103 temperature….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Sick-With-A-High-Temperature-Video.mp4 Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Transcript: – Beginning of transcript – MJ: This is Michael, and I am laying in bed.…
I Believe I Can “Walk”
Malia: Do you like it baby? I made it for you, with a little help from BABB. Exactly 2 years ago today, on December 22nd, 2015, you got out of bed for the first time since February 14th, 2015. I love you so much Michael David Johnson! MJ: I love it baby. I remember getting up and immediately collapsing on…
Hospital MJ and Animal MJ
Malia: I miss my half dead MJ sometimes. I miss being able to love on you whenever I wanted to. MJ: I’m down for a little role play reenactment. Malia: You will only play it for about 5 seconds before you wake up and grab my boobs. MJ: I hated being in the hospital. It’s hard to think about it. …
Malia Advice For MJ’s Son’s Therapist
Question: My question is for Malia. This is Dr. T. I was MJ’s son’s therapist for a couple sessions before I got fired. Why did he fire me? I am good at what I do. Thank you for trying to warn me about how he can be before I met him or met with his son. I get it now.…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Team Digital Death Help US Government Officials Stop Unprecedented Cyber Attack (What happened after)
MJ: Malia “Sexy As Hell” Johnson, I’m sorry I didn’t pick up the phone earlier, and you were pissed. I just listened to your 8 “Where the fuck are you?” messages, and I just wanted to say, I think you’re going to like my excuse. Please see attached queen feisty pants. Malia: I heard about it. People have been calling…