MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…
MJ: Baby!!! You have been awesome this week! You are not going to turn into Gotye! She had postpartum depression, and you have postpartum sweetness and happiness. You are nothing like her. You will never lose me, and I love you! Malia: I’m not exactly sure how postpartum depression works, but I’m pretty sure Gotye was just mean and hateful…
Malia: Where are you at? Did you sleep at all? Let me guess, still excited about the deal and couldn’t sleep? MJ: Downstairs in my office. No. Yes, but I also can’t stop watching and listening to all of the videos and recordings from what happened in the house and stuff, between Chris and Gotye, while I was in the…
Question #1. Hi Malia. I work for Intel. MJ was at our office last week. He isn’t a big man, 6 foot, 175 I guess but his eyes are scary. I asked him a question during a meeting. As soon as he looked it me, I had goose bumps. It was terrifying. I can’t explain it. I might be overreacting…
Omg we love this painting!!! For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!! It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!! I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew…
MJ: Are you dressed like that right now? Malia: Yep! MJ: You know I have to be at Intel at 2 right? Malia: So what you’re saying is you have plenty of time. MJ: I want to baby. I have a lot to do. Rain check until tonight? I guarantee I will take care of business! Malia: Wrong answer! Guess…
Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…
Malia: Look what I found baby. I knew you were looking for it. I love you! MJ: Thank you baby. It was so cold that day. It was like negative 20 degrees. Maryland winters can be brutal. Malia: Do you remember what I called you that day that drove you bonkers? MJ: “MJ The Red Nose Terrible Reindeer” Malia: Yeah.…
I love you so much! I can’t believe you did this! Malia May Johnson…..Best wife ever! When I took CJ to school this morning, someone snuck over to CJ and I’s apartment, and put 2 jerseys on the bed, one for me, and one for him, for tomorrows game. CJ and I are going to the first Texas Longhorns Football…
To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…