Port Aransas(Port A) is a small, fun, beach town/island along the Texas coastline, that’s about 4 hours away from where we live in Austin. My wife and I have always loved going and spending time there. One of our favorite dating memories was when I asked Malia if she would go on a date with me, but she had to…
Hi everyone, it’s Malia. A lot of people ask me what it’s like being married to “MJ The Terrible”, so I thought I would share a cute funny sexy example. This is the voicemail he left for me on Monday when he was on the way home. (Newly Updated) My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ…
Malia: Hey sexy man in the picture, my doctor just told me it has been long enough after having the baby that we can start having intercourse again when I’m ready. News flash Michael David Johnson…………..I’m ready! I’m sooooooo ready! That’s the part where you come in. Feel like playing hookie from work today for some nookie with me? Please????…
Victoria Johnson, Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson, I feel like the luckiest/happiest guy in the world. Here is the newest edition to our growing family. Our little lucky charm was born on St. Patrick’s Day! Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson. Victoria, this is the very first thing your beautiful mommy Malia ever said after you were born- “Aww,…
I love my husband MJ. After our daughter was born on St Patrick’s Day, I told him that if we were going to slow down on having babies, we need to start having less sex. He said- Baby, you are too sexy to slow down having sex. I can’t do it. I need it. I need you. It feels so…
MJ is such an amazing father that I thought he and his son with his ex-wife (Christian), deserved a father and son tribute post. I hope you enjoy the videos. You two look so cute together….. Christian telling his Daddy “You’re a great dad, dad.” Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Best-Daddy-Video.mp4 Christian’s Daddy Taking Him On His First Plane Flight From Austin Texas…
When you find Mr or Mrs Right……Holy shit is it incredible! Texts between my wife and I- Malia: What time do you think you’ll be home baby? MJ: Depending on the traffic, in probably about an hour or so. I miss you. Malia: Do you mean you miss sex? MJ: I miss you overall, but yes, I miss sex too.…
This was a conversation my beautiful wife Malia and I had just had, while sitting out on our balcony, at our vacation villa in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Malia: Baby, I love it here! How is your stress level? MJ: Me too. It is less than zero baby. Malia: Are you mad that I forced this vacation on you? MJ:…
MJ: Did your mom come pick up the kids yet? Malia: Yes. I’m excited to go to the game. Hook’em Horns! MJ: Baby, my balls are the same color as the ocean. I want to skip the game and bang the shit out if you! Malia: Are you just saying that? I know how much you like the Longhorns. MJ:…
Trick or Treat Naughty Style: Malia: I was so embarrassed last night. I can’t believe Alexa sent Emma and I’s private convo to you. MJ: Baby! It’s all good. What is a “deep orgasm” anyway? Malia: It’s the good kind. Do you talk about our sex life with the guys? MJ: Sometimes. Malia: What do you say? MJ: Good things.…