The picture of love. Malia carrying one of our babies while she is pregnant with another one of our babies. There is so much love in our house and I love it!
Tag: Malia and MJ
Krispy Kreme Donut Run
Question: When your girl wants Krispy Kreme donuts because she has the preggo crazy cravings going on but she doesn’t want it to be her idea to make a donut run, do you claim it was your idea to make the donut run to make her feel better? Answer: ABSOFREAKINLUTELY YOU DO!!!
To My Prince MJ…..
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
Bedroom Trick or Treat
Malia: Come home baby. I know it’s not our home home but this compound is our home until your project is finished. MJ: Wherever you and the kids are is home baby. Malia: I am dressed up in my Halloween costume. MJ: They have trick or treating at the compound? It’s kinda late for trick or treating now though isn’t…
You see anything you like Mr Johnson?
A lot of great things happened today, but there are 2 specifically that I have thought about over and over again. The 1st was when my son Cash said- “Dad, I love you.” Now, Malia and Fran, our kids nanny thought they heard him say- “Cadabadu”. Obviously Malia and Fran need their ears cleared out, because clearly my son professed…
Malia: Strong Independent Woman/Badass!
Baby, you are the definition of a strong independent woman/badass! I love it and I love you! I am really enjoying our time together in Manassas, Virginia. Having you and the kids here with me while I’m working on this big/complex project means the world to me. When you said- “Where you go, we go.”, really made me feel loved…
All work and no sex doesn’t…..
MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…
Foreplay & Sex Can Come Out of Anywhere!
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
“Baby, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car.”
Baby, I love you in black and white, and color, and in every other way possible. I should have been more supportive/loving last night after you accidentally backed your car into mine in the parking garage. In my defense though, it was your 7th accident in the last 2 and a half years, we’re still dealing with the accident where…
Don’t Stick That Tongue Out At Me Mrs Johnson
MJ: Don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you are going to use it Johnson. Malia: I’m not afraid to use it. Point blank- You know where to find me. My bed is your bed. Monday morning at 10 am. Be there, or miss out on what my tongue can do. MJ: I love you dirty bird. Let’s do…