Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
Tag: Malia and MJ
MJ, I only have 3 things to say to you…….
I only have 3 things to say to you……. 1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you…
Bedroom Olympics Fun
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…
Sometimes She Cries Sexpology
MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. MJ: How can I make it up to you? Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. MJ: is that how you want me to apologize? Malia: To start. MJ: And then. Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow! MJ: I’ll…
Happy New Year From The Johnson 8!
Malia: Hey cute boy, when you get done with what you are working on, will you come watch Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin Eve with me? MJ: Sure. Dick Clark still doing that, huh? Malia: Well, now he is New Year’s Rockin Eve in heaven. MJ: Oh. Is Dick Clark Jr hosting it or something? Malia: No. It’s Ryan Seacrest.…
Excuse Me Mr Johnson…..
Mr. Johnson, did you think you could just “rev my engine” and then not take care of business? I don’t think so mister! Now come find me and finish what you started or else! Or else means I come find you and use you until I am satisfied! Either way, the woman in this picture is getting what she wants!…
Merry Orgasm Christmas
Malia: Merry Orgasm Christmas baby! MJ: Damn baby! That was awesome! I forgot about everything else in the world and was totally into that sextacular experience. Malia: Yeah, I still got it. MJ: You never lost it! Wow! Where did that come from? Malia: I have been thinking about it for 2 days. I planned every second to bring you…
Prada Princess Shopping Spree
Malia: Baby, thank you for letting me spend and buy everything I wanted to for Christmas this year. I know you didn’t really “let me” do it. I could have done it anyway but thank you for not fussing about it. MJ: Out of curiosity, how much money did you spend shopping today? Malia: Let’s not put a number on…
Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than…..
I love you more than there are stars in the sky. I love you more than the sun, the ocean and the mountains. I love you more than anything. I love you more than everything. I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I love you more than words can describe. I love you more than there is space…
Nice shooting baby!
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…