MJ: I can’t the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby! Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. MJ: Happy tears baby! Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference. You…
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Winter Wonderland Snow Kiss
MJ: Baby it’s cold outside. Malia: Then warm me up with a kiss silly boy! MJ: You know what they say? Malia: There’s no kisses like snow kisses? MJ: That’s better than what I was going to say. Malia: You can kiss me anywhere, anytime, anyplace, and for any reason Michael David Johnson! MJ: Roger that! This is MJ and…
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy Has Been Resolved
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
Malia and MJ’s High School Senior Pictures and 10 Signs of A Cute Couple In Love
MJ and I’s High School Senior Pictures A special thank you to Jeanne, MJ’s mom, and the best Grandma ever, for making copies of photo albums for us, so that we have a copy as well. After MJ and I looked at our high school senior pictures, we talked about whether we think we would have dated, if we went…
The Best Way To Eliminate “Daddy Issues”
MJ told me he wants to make sure our daughters don’t have “Daddy Issues”. The best way to accomplish that baby, is by doing exactly what you are doing. Keep being the amazing daddy that you are, and our daughters will grow up “Daddy Issues” free. A daughter’s first love is her father. Look at this picture. Do you see…
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy
Malia: Wanna play hangman? MJ: Like where you guess the letters to figure out words and what not? Malia: Yep! MJ: Ok. I’m stuck on what I’m working on anyway. Malia: Ok. Here we go. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! It’s something I want to do. Pick…
Foreplay Texts Gone Wrong (I Got This Baby!)
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
MJ, I only have 3 things to say to you…….
I only have 3 things to say to you……. 1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you…
Bedroom Olympics Fun
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…
Sometimes She Cries Sexpology
MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. MJ: How can I make it up to you? Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. MJ: is that how you want me to apologize? Malia: To start. MJ: And then. Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow! MJ: I’ll…