MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
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Malia and MJ’s High School Senior Pictures and 10 Signs of A Cute Couple In Love
MJ and I’s High School Senior Pictures A special thank you to Jeanne, MJ’s mom, and the best Grandma ever, for making copies of photo albums for us, so that we have a copy as well. After MJ and I looked at our high school senior pictures, we talked about whether we think we would have dated, if we went…
The Best Way To Eliminate “Daddy Issues”
MJ told me he wants to make sure our daughters don’t have “Daddy Issues”. The best way to accomplish that baby, is by doing exactly what you are doing. Keep being the amazing daddy that you are, and our daughters will grow up “Daddy Issues” free. A daughter’s first love is her father. Look at this picture. Do you see…
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy
Malia: Wanna play hangman? MJ: Like where you guess the letters to figure out words and what not? Malia: Yep! MJ: Ok. I’m stuck on what I’m working on anyway. Malia: Ok. Here we go. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! It’s something I want to do. Pick…
Foreplay Texts Gone Wrong (I Got This Baby!)
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
MJ, I only have 3 things to say to you…….
I only have 3 things to say to you……. 1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you…
Bedroom Olympics Fun
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…
Sometimes She Cries Sexpology
MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. MJ: How can I make it up to you? Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. MJ: is that how you want me to apologize? Malia: To start. MJ: And then. Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow! MJ: I’ll…
Happy New Year From The Johnson 8!
Malia: Hey cute boy, when you get done with what you are working on, will you come watch Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin Eve with me? MJ: Sure. Dick Clark still doing that, huh? Malia: Well, now he is New Year’s Rockin Eve in heaven. MJ: Oh. Is Dick Clark Jr hosting it or something? Malia: No. It’s Ryan Seacrest.…
Excuse Me Mr Johnson…..
Mr. Johnson, did you think you could just “rev my engine” and then not take care of business? I don’t think so mister! Now come find me and finish what you started or else! Or else means I come find you and use you until I am satisfied! Either way, the woman in this picture is getting what she wants!…