My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson: “Oh my God! Holy shit! That was like the best shit ever! I think this was the first time I have ever had sex. I must have been doing it wrong before, because it has never felt that friggin good! I mean that was like the best shit that has…
When did Chris (MJ#2) start standing in for MJ? Rafael Santos Fort Hood, TX Malia: I don’t know an exact starting date, but sometime during 2011 is when Chris started standing in for MJ on a limited basis. In 2012, Chris actually had to go on a cruise with MJ’s wife at the time (his practice wife), to the Bahamas…
MJ: Baby, you are a badass with a sexy ass. Malia: I love you MJ: Dick biter! Malia: That’s what you get for smacking me in the face with it. MJ: Well guess what. Malia: Chicken butt? MJ: Your butt! Guess what else. Malia: What else? MJ: I see London. I see France. I wanna see a South African girls…
Note- The name of the actress referenced in the following text message conversation was removed for privacy/legal reasons. Malia: I am beside myself! I can’t eat. I can’t even fucking think clearly after seeing that movie star slut all over you! Malia: I can’t believe how she didn’t give a shit that I was standing right there! Malia: I thought…
MJ: You want some of this Johnson? Malia: Nope! MJ: You don’t? 🙁 Malia: I don’t want some! I want all! MJ: My avatar wants to bang your avatar. Malia: My real me personatar wants to bang the real you personatar. Let’s get together and have some sex. MJ: I would like your assurance I will be safe before I…
Malia: The Malia is interested in having the intercourse, with the MJ. MJ: The MJ is also interested in having the intercourse with the Malia. Malia: The Malia would like to cash in on the going down on her rain check the MJ offered her earlier this month. The Malia really enjoys the tongue of the MJ. MJ: The MJ…
MJ: Malia May Sexy Booty Beauty Johnson, my dick is woke! Malia: Do you know what woke means baby? MJ: I think so. Let me try to use it in a sentence. Malia May Sexy Booty Beauty Johnson, my dick is woke! Malia: This is the definition of Woke- alert to injustice in society, especially racism. MJ: Exactly! Malia: How…
MJ: The Nookie Monster is hungry! Malia: Oh yeah? What do you want to eat Nookie Monster? MJ: I am going to eat you for lunch. Malia: Are you going to “doink me” like your Dad calls sex? Malia: What are you interested in my horny hubby? I think it’s so funny he calls sex “doinking”. MJ: I am interested…
MJ, I wrote this “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit” for you….. MJ is very loving and thoughtful. He gets me, and I know he always supports me and has my back. MJ is also a man, so sometimes the sensitivity of things gets removed from his words, but his intentions are always in the right place. I was telling him about…
Malia: I just talked to Dr. Frincke. She told me your test results on all of the testing you did. She said your test results surprised her. MJ: Bad? I haven’t been following the diet should told me to follow. Malia: Yeah, she noticed that. Your cholesterol was high. She asked me to help with your diet because she said…