Malia: Sometimes I wonder what sex looks like from your angle. MJ: I’m not gonna lie. It’s a pretty damn good view. Malia: Like, I wonder what it looks like when you hold my hands down like that. MJ: There’s only one way for you to find out. Malia: Are you going to take a picture? MJ: Yeah. Malia: Relationship…
Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes II by Malia May Johnson: “The truth is, I just want to fool around with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ…
Have you ever had a big fight with MJ in public? Dianna Maze Los Angeles, CA Malia: MJ rarely argues with me. He is not a good arguer. I can only think of a couple of times I blew up at him in public. If we argue, or I should say, if I argue with him, it’s at home. I…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson: “Oh my God! Holy shit! That was like the best shit ever! I think this was the first time I have ever had sex. I must have been doing it wrong before, because it has never felt that friggin good! I mean that was like the best shit that has…
When did Chris (MJ#2) start standing in for MJ? Rafael Santos Fort Hood, TX Malia: I don’t know an exact starting date, but sometime during 2011 is when Chris started standing in for MJ on a limited basis. In 2012, Chris actually had to go on a cruise with MJ’s wife at the time (his practice wife), to the Bahamas…
MJ: Baby, you are a badass with a sexy ass. Malia: I love you MJ: Dick biter! Malia: That’s what you get for smacking me in the face with it. MJ: Well guess what. Malia: Chicken butt? MJ: Your butt! Guess what else. Malia: What else? MJ: I see London. I see France. I wanna see a South African girls…
Note- The name of the actress referenced in the following text message conversation was removed for privacy/legal reasons. Malia: I am beside myself! I can’t eat. I can’t even fucking think clearly after seeing that movie star slut all over you! Malia: I can’t believe how she didn’t give a shit that I was standing right there! Malia: I thought…
MJ: You want some of this Johnson? Malia: Nope! MJ: You don’t? 🙁 Malia: I don’t want some! I want all! MJ: My avatar wants to bang your avatar. Malia: My real me personatar wants to bang the real you personatar. Let’s get together and have some sex. MJ: I would like your assurance I will be safe before I…
Malia: The Malia is interested in having the intercourse, with the MJ. MJ: The MJ is also interested in having the intercourse with the Malia. Malia: The Malia would like to cash in on the going down on her rain check the MJ offered her earlier this month. The Malia really enjoys the tongue of the MJ. MJ: The MJ…