MJ: Malia May Johnson…..Are you ready to get your fuck on? Malia: Fuck yes I am!!! I’m ovulating!!! MJ: You are pregnant. Pregnant women don’t ovulate, do they? Malia: No. I’m just practicing. MJ: Uh oh Malia: I’m addict baby. I can’t help it. MJ: I’m married to an addict. Malia: But not a bad kind. MJ: I promise I…
MJ: Let’s play do what the action figures do. Malia: I’m pregnant, but okay to the extent I can. MJ: Let’s do this…… Malia: OMG! What is the blue bubble? Malia: You made Black Widow pregnant like me? MJ: Yes I did! Malia: I like that we are going to use the Woodland house for storage. I think that is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m at the Woodland house. I’m sorry baby. I am to pregnant and fat and hormonal and horny to think. Come over to this house, bend me over something, and bang me out of my…
MJ: I know you want it. I know you need it. Malia: But I’m a good girl! MJ: I’m about to come over there and invade our bedroom like it was Osama Bin Laden’s compound, and I’m Seal Team 6. Malia: I have to tell you something and you can’t get mad. MJ: Uh oh Malia: Don’t let this ruin…
Malia War Day Voicemail Recording For MJ Transcript (Voicemail Recording Below): – Beginning of transcript – Malia: Hey baby it’s me. Uhm. I’m on my way to get my nails done, but I just wanted to wish you happy hunting on your war day. And I love you to pieces. And I hopefully can’t wait to see you at lunch…
MJ: I found the song from the Jack Reacher and the girl from the babysitting movie song to make sweet lovin in the shower to like they did in the movie. Malia: Jack Reacher? Girl from the baby sitting movie? Malia: Oh. I got it. Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue. It’s called Top Gun. Malia: Ugh! You’ve got me thinking…
Malia: Baby, you do the weirdest things. MJ: Huh? Malia: You randomly sent an idea for a commercial to the company Angie’s List. What motivated you to do that? MJ: I don’t know really. I saw an Angie’s List commercial on tv and I thought it sucked. Then I heard the Rolling Stone’s song “Angie” and I put 2 and…
Gotye: Can you please take down all mj the terrible, team digital death, nerdy black bitch, and masters of money content? Malia: What exactly would you like taken down? It’s Nerdy Black Girl, not Nerdy Black Bitch. Gotye: All of it Malia: As in, you are requesting we take down every blog, post, article, q&a, social media site, website, picture,…
MJ: Alright baby, you always try to Cosmo magazine relationship quiz me, but today I’m flippin the script on you. This is a quiz to see how well you know me. And you better pass or I’m breaking up with you. Malia: You can’t break up with me. I am the mother of your children. MJ: Then you better do…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t you dare quickie me! I deserve a good banging and you are going to give it to me!” Malia May Johnson “Dick me baby! Dick me good!” Malia May Johnson “Let’s see how many…