Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I swear 1 minute warning. I bought it special for you. I have already lost some baby weight, and I am going to do you sooo good!” Malia May Johnson “Oh my God I’m gonna…
MJ: Malia Sex Kitten Dirty Bird Pretty Titties Big Booty Cutie Johnson to the bedroom please. Malia: Are you ready birthday boy? MJ: I am. Malia: I am almost ready. It takes a little prep time to be ready because I have to you know, since we can’t you know. MJ: I know. It’s all good baby. Malia: How excited…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can’t help myself. Look, it wants me to. Your c@$k and my mouth were meant for each other.” Malia May Johnson “I will “Slang my puss” at you whenever you need it. I will…
We Will Overcome COVID19 Motivation One of the things my wife Malia and I miss the most that COVID19 has temporarily put a stop to are live events. We were looking at pictures from some of the live events that we have gone to and looking at the pictures inspired me to want to spread some positivity during these trying…
Malia: You don’t love me. MJ: I love you! Malia: Prove it MJ: I have loved you since the day I was born. Malia: You didn’t know me when you were born. MJ: I was born to love you! Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because us being together is right. Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because…
MJ: Building licker! Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about this morning Johnson? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Damn it Johnson! MJ: Building licker! Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Well, I have…
MJ: Here is a picture of a hippo and an angel. I love you forever Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Baby Cakes Johnson! Malia: Everyone in the house is laughing their ass off at you baby! MJ: What? Malia: “Just give me anal in the morning,…
MJ: Does your butt hurt? Malia: In a good way. MJ: 2 all butt sex sessions Malia: Uh huh MJ: Can I ask you something? Malia: Yep MJ: Will you marry me? Malia: I am already married to you. MJ: I just wanted to hear you say that you are already married to me. Malia: Anymore butt sex before I…
Malia: There was a man that snuck into my shower and took an “Up” picture in between my legs of my goodies! MJ: Oh no! We should start an investigation immediately. Malia: I have a place to start. He left behind a clue. MJ: What kind of clue? Malia: On one of the pictures he took there is a picture…
MJ: I married Lisa Marie Malia: WTF? Who is Lisa Marie??? MJ: I hit send accidentally before I was done typing. MJ: I was going text….. I married Lisa Marie Presley’s twin, Malia May Presley. You look like Elvis Presley’s daughter. I was only being playful. I love you and you are always on my mind baby cakes. Malia: Gotcha.…