Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m not not horny. Give me the look and throw one on me why don’t cha.” Malia May Johnson “I wanna get pregnant! You are not leaving this room until you cum in me!” Malia…
Malia: So, you don’t want to have sex with me and make a baby that will grow up to worship you and ignore me like the rest of our children do? MJ: Everything but the last part. Our babies love you. You are an awesome mom! I have to work. While I am working they miss me, so when I…
Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. Malia: This will be better than the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…
Bethesda Country Club’s Father of the Year, Mr. Michael David Johnson, this post about how important fathers are to their children’s development, and how awesome you are to our children, is a tribute to you and awesome fathers everywhere! A man can father a child, but being a dad takes a lifetime. Fathers play an important role in a child’s…
We live by and are members of Bethesda Country Club. Every year Bethesda Country Club (BCC) has an awards banquet to celebrate/honor members who stand out in various ways/accomplish certain things. One of the yearly awards is “Father of the Year”. I nominated MJ for Father of the Year last year, and so did several other members. MJ ended up…
Malia: I have a question for you. MJ: Shoot Malia: Did you marry me because I look like one of your childhood crushes Danica McKellar? MJ: I have no idea who that is. Malia: It’s Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. MJ: No, but now that I think about it, you do kind of look like her. Malia: Look baby……. MJ:…
Malia: Thank you for carrying me to bed last night after I fell asleep in the chair. That was really sweet of you. MJ: I love you! Malia: Why didn’t you wake me up during my horrible nightmare last night? MJ: I didn’t know you were having a horrible nightmare. I’m sorry babe. Malia: You didn’t want me. It was…
“Slam Poetry” is for everyone, but “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”, it’s like our own customized version of it. In other words- Slam Poetry, I don’t knowetry. Deep Poetry Feeling Shit, that I get. Now on to your boobs….. As it turns out, you are not just a pretty face. You also have awesome boobs. Your boobs always put me in…
I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…