MJ: Buttallion Malia: What? What? MJ: In the butt! MJ: You remember that? Malia: You and everything about our family is important to me. MJ: I constantly fall in love with you over and over again. Do you feel that way to? Malia: Not really. I married you because you got a big dick, make cute babies, and you munch…
Malia: Today has been a wanna pull my hair out frustration fest. MJ: Want me to hold you and tell you everything will be ok? Malia: Because I’m a little woman and I need a big strong man to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay? MJ: I thought you liked it when I hold…
I love you Michael David Johnson, and I want you to know how much I think about you and love you. Here are some I love you’s because I’m thinking about you….. I love how you love me. I love how you hold me. I love how you kiss me. I love how you know me so well. I love…
MJ: I will not be home tonight. Russia is invading Ukraine. I’m sure the media will learn about it soon and you’ll see it on the news. I love you! Malia: Why is Russia invading Ukraine? MJ: The real reason or what they saying through the media publicly? Malia: Real MJ: Putin has a hard on to put the old…
MJ: Today is the twoingest Tuesday ever. It is basically Twosday. Malia: What? MJ: It’s 2-2-22. Malia: Then we need to have sex 2 times. MJ: Ok baby crazy woman. Malia: We might get pregnant with twins since everything is 2 today. MJ: It takes 2 to Tango. Malia: There’s no 2 ways about it. MJ: Just the 2 of…
Malia: Howdy MJ! MJ: Howdy Malia: You was born way up there in Ohio weren’t you yankee boy? MJ: I was. What are you up to sexy girl? This is Malia right, or is this Malia and her neighbor friend Katie? Malia: Katie done went home. It’s just me, your southern belle wife Malia May. MJ: What are you up…
MJ: I’ve gotta take a little time. A little time to think things over. I better read between the lines. In case I need it when I’m older. Malia: Ok MJ: This mountain I must climb. Feels like the world upon my shoulders. Through the clouds I see love shine. It keeps me warm as life grows colder. Malia: Uhm.…
Malia: Do you remember me telling you about my friend Sara applying to work at Masters of Money’s office in San Francisco earlier? MJ: Did you tell me about it when you were naked rubbing lotion on your legs sitting in front of your beauty mirror? Malia: Yep! MJ: Can I be brutally honest with you? Malia: Uh huh MJ:…
MJ: It’s a full moon out tonight. Malia: We better stay inside in case the crazies are out tonight. MJ: Big Butt Malia Hood. You sure are looking good. You’re everything that a big bad MJ The Terrible would want. Malia: Little ole me? MJ: What a big butt you have. The better to hold on to, when I’m having…
Malia: Baby I’m a prostitute. MJ: Huh? Malia: After we had sex you put money down on the nightstand before you left. MJ: That was the money you asked me to get. You said our home cash was running low. Malia: Was it worth the money Mr. Johnson? MJ: Yeah. I love it when you wear the stripper clap slam…