Malia: I love you more than ever. Can you guess why? MJ: Crap. I feel like this is a test. Today has been stressful. Please don’t pile on. You and home are always #1 of course, but it would really help if I could focus and kick ass on work stuff today. Malia: There isn’t a test but if there…
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How MJ Talks About Malia When She Is Not Around
Malia: I just heard from multiple sources how you talk about me when I’m not around. You say nice, sweet loving things. You are the bestest man I have ever known! And……. Malia: You are one sexy mother fucker! Malia: I Malia: W Malia: A Malia: N Malia: T Malia: Y Malia: O Malia: U Malia: R Malia: C Malia:…
This Is A Kidnapping
Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…
Malia and MJ Comparisons 2
Malia and MJ Princess and Prince Charming Cartoon Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Real vs Malia and MJ Wax Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Fat Face Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Old Age Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Zombie Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison 1 of 3: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison…
White Boys Can Jump…..
Big trampolines are so much fun. Check out MJ breaking in our new trampoline. Video commentary by MJ’s mom (Mam Mam), one of the best all-around Grandmas ever, and MJ and I’s oldest boy Cash Michael Johnson. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Jumping On Trampoline Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Selfie-Trampoline-Jumping-Video.mp4 How long will it take MJ to try to have sex with…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 17 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That was a fist bump for ya dick. It deserved to be recognized for giving me an insanely satisfying orgasm.” Malia May Johnson “I’ll do you tonight and I’ll do the dishes in the morning.”…
I Need Some Girl With The Tilt Head ASAHP
MJ: It has been a week with no sex. My balls are going to explode! I need some girl with the tilt head asahp! Malia: I know baby. Sometimes things happen that block sex. Is asahp as soon as humanly possible? MJ: It is! Malia: I’m sorry. MJ: My balls are going to explode! Malia: My panties are soaked and…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 16 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ouch! You deep hard power fucked me today. I am sore. Mostly in a good way, but kind of ouch. I deserve a good licking after the sticking I just got.” Malia May Johnson “And…
Cum….
MJ: Know what I like before movies start? Malia: ….. MJ: The cumming attractions. Malia: Cum to think about it, I do to. Malia: Know what we are having for lunch? MJ: ….. Malia: Cucumbers MJ: If the clothes you are wearing are too cumbersome, I can cum take them off for you? Malia: My clothes are too cumbersome! Malia:…
Dancing In The Rain
MJ: You danced in the rain with me. Malia: I did! It was so much fun! MJ: I have always wanted to do that for some reason. Malia: Lightening lit up the sky when you picked me up and spun me around. MJ: God’s version of a lighter at a concert during a love song. Malia: Are you trying to…