MJ: What are you up to my love? Malia: I’m looking for a job. MJ: No Malia: Are you telling me no? MJ: No, but can we talk about it first? I always support you, but right now with trying to get pregnant, and with being a stay at home mom of 7, and with all that you already do,…
Malia: Baby your travel detail is here. Where are you taking me? MJ: Over there Malia: Over where? MJ: Can I tell you something? Malia: Yes MJ: You don’t have to keep getting ready. You are already the prettiest girl I have ever seen. You can just declare you are ready and we can go. Malia: I’m almost ready. Give…
Malia: Baby we need you to be our Guinea pig. My friend that you nicknamed Buttons the first time you met her and her husband are having relationship problems. She came over crying a little while ago. She wants to save her marriage. Will you help us? MJ: Sure. What can I do? Malia: We have some questions that we…
Malia: What has she been doing to you? MJ: Who? Malia: That woman! MJ: What that woman? Malia: You tell me. Malia: PMS warning alert. I love you and you know I can’t control it. I try though. Please don’t hate me if I’m a bitch to you. I will make it up to you I promise. MJ: It’s all…
The days and months of the year when we are trying to get pregnant my love….. Days Make her moan Monday Two times Tuesday Wednesday…..Hump Day of course Try new things Thursday Freaky Friday Lick and suck Saturday Bedroom fun day Sunday Months Jamitinuary Make Loveuary March into the bedroom April suckin brings May fuckin Makin a baby May Just…
MJ: Buttallion Malia: What? What? MJ: In the butt! MJ: You remember that? Malia: You and everything about our family is important to me. MJ: I constantly fall in love with you over and over again. Do you feel that way to? Malia: Not really. I married you because you got a big dick, make cute babies, and you munch…
Malia: Today has been a wanna pull my hair out frustration fest. MJ: Want me to hold you and tell you everything will be ok? Malia: Because I’m a little woman and I need a big strong man to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay? MJ: I thought you liked it when I hold…
I love you Michael David Johnson, and I want you to know how much I think about you and love you. Here are some I love you’s because I’m thinking about you….. I love how you love me. I love how you hold me. I love how you kiss me. I love how you know me so well. I love…
MJ: I will not be home tonight. Russia is invading Ukraine. I’m sure the media will learn about it soon and you’ll see it on the news. I love you! Malia: Why is Russia invading Ukraine? MJ: The real reason or what they saying through the media publicly? Malia: Real MJ: Putin has a hard on to put the old…
MJ: Today is the twoingest Tuesday ever. It is basically Twosday. Malia: What? MJ: It’s 2-2-22. Malia: Then we need to have sex 2 times. MJ: Ok baby crazy woman. Malia: We might get pregnant with twins since everything is 2 today. MJ: It takes 2 to Tango. Malia: There’s no 2 ways about it. MJ: Just the 2 of…