Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you put your wiener in my hymen, I will give you a baby diamond.” Malia May Johnson “MJ, you rocked your wife’s world today! I don’t know what else to say but thank you and…
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Malia: Did you marry me because I was your last resort person? MJ: No! Malia: Do you ever regret picking me? MJ: No! Malia: Would you still love me if “I looked like a busted Pillsbury Doughboy can?” MJ: Yes! Malia: Would you search for me for 70 years? MJ: Don’t tell me you got lost in between when I…
Malia: Do you think wives should have sex with their husbands when they don’t feel like it? MJ: Duty sex? Malia: Yeah MJ: It depends I guess. That said, denying sex on the regular will lead to problems eventually. I think husbands and wives should try to make each other happy when possible. Marriages only work when you work together.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson “I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson “Come in…
Malia: The you takes the me. The you takes the me. I’m down for anything until I have to pee. MJ: The I takes the you. The I takes the you. I’m down for anything until I have to poop. Malia: The we loves the us. The we loves the us. Let’s go to the bedroom and you can give…
This was Malia and I’s conversation in bed last night that led to a fun little sex romp…… Malia: Keep it simple. Be a divider, not a uniter. MJ: But I want to be a uniter. Bring the companies together. Malia: Be that then. I’m tired. Malia: I can feel your boner. MJ: No comment Malia: Your action is speaking…
MJ: MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT This MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT is brought by Michael Johnson, Husband, who shows in support: 1. Overwhelming cause exists to fuck your brains out! 2. I want to fuck your brains out! 3. I need to fuck your brains out! 4. I have to fuck your brains out! 5. I request…
Malia: I have 2 words for you….I’m horny! MJ: Message received Malia: And….. MJ: A solution is in the works Malia: I need an immediate solution! MJ: Immediate solution is in the works Malia: I need a more immediate solution! MJ: I’m working on the immediate solution while dealing with an international cyber threat. Malia: I hate international cyber threats!…
MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning. Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible! MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be? Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy? MJ: Yes, and another adult story. Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle? MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and…