Malia: What do you think……. MJ: WOW!!!! MJ: You are so incredibly beautiful my love! MJ: You were nervous about modeling for your friend because you have been out of the game for a while, but damn!! You rocked that shit! I can tell. Malia: She was happy. MJ: I bet she was. I wanna buy whatever it is you…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s a rub perfect situation.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It is MMILFM, aka Milf Malia I’d Like To F@ck Monday.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are so fucking beautiful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Heads I get tail. Tails I get head.” Malia May Johnson “Gulp. Gulp! Gulp it up!” Malia May Johnson “The feeling of a good ass f@cking is an unbelievably good, naughty, but good thing.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We have banged on a great number of beds. How many? I don’t know, but I know this, the number is only going to keep going up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am so…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you put your wiener in my hymen, I will give you a baby diamond.” Malia May Johnson “MJ, you rocked your wife’s world today! I don’t know what else to say but thank you and…
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Malia: Did you marry me because I was your last resort person? MJ: No! Malia: Do you ever regret picking me? MJ: No! Malia: Would you still love me if “I looked like a busted Pillsbury Doughboy can?” MJ: Yes! Malia: Would you search for me for 70 years? MJ: Don’t tell me you got lost in between when I…
Malia: Do you think wives should have sex with their husbands when they don’t feel like it? MJ: Duty sex? Malia: Yeah MJ: It depends I guess. That said, denying sex on the regular will lead to problems eventually. I think husbands and wives should try to make each other happy when possible. Marriages only work when you work together.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson “I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson “Come in…