Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I missed you. Not you. You. All of you, but this you specifically right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you going to give me that good gawk gawk?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 31 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “As you can see, my hair is up in a bun. So, you know I mean business.” Malia May Johnson “I know baby. When you aren’t getting any, it shows. You are way feistier. I…
Michael David Johnson……Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me!
Baby, I loved our almost the whole weekend long of love making! Michael David Johnson……Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me, anytime you want to! Make it often please! I love to be loved by you! Love, Malia This is my change only a few words because the real words are already what I want to say to you Michael David Johnson, with…
What Makes A Good Wife and Mother?
Malia: What do you think makes a good wife and mother? MJ: Is this a trap question? Malia: Nope. I’ll take your truthful answer with no filter please. MJ: I think it varies based on the husband, the kids, the circumstances, etc. That said, I think a good wife and mother is loving, supportive, nurturing, loyal, etc. Malia: Do you…
The Final Countdown
MJ: Salami Police! Malia: Your doctor is the Salami Police! MJ: Woop-woop, that’s the sound of da Salami Police! Malia: Friday! MJ: We both need a lot of physical affection in relationships – https://collective.world/4-birth-months-who-need-a-lot-of-physical-affection-in-relationships/ Malia: F-R-I-D-A-Y! MJ: ADIDAS -ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX! Malia: PUMA – PLEASE USE MY ASS! MJ: Do you know what my making love language is?…
Thank You For Holding Me
MJ, Thank you for holding me when I need it and want it. You never refuse me and make me feel unwanted. I love that! You will never know what it means to me when you hold me and tell me everything will be okay. Sometimes I worry for no reason, and then you hold me and tell me everything…
I Wanna Be A Billionaire So F@cking Bad
Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson? MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it. Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc. MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am…
What Is Missing Here?
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
The Intern Fuck You Story
Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Malia The Cat Burglar
Malia: Baby, you are going to have to be a single parent for a while when I’m in jail. MJ: Over the necklace? Malia: Yes! I literally stole it. MJ: You went back and paid for it. Malia: Well sort of, in a pay it forward kind of way. MJ: You told me you went back and paid for it.…