Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I will take booty cheeks for a hundred Alex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. I’m a passionate guy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Why are you not in the bed doing…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The dopamine monster in your head is like the g-spot in your vagina. True story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I consider every kiss a win for love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do not…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You can even light up a dimly lit room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I was a scientist I would study the genetic code of your booty. That would make me a happy scientist.”…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “One good…
My Favorite Recent Quotes From People That I Know Malia May Johnson Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is a beautiful thing when two become one, like you and me. It is even more of a beautiful thing when the two become one, and make more twos and ones, meaning babies, like you and me again. Please don’t…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…