My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lana Del Rey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking…
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MJ: Baby I gotta tell you something. Malia: OK. Whatcha got? MJ: You were my second choice. Malia: WTF?????????????????????????????? Malia: Who the fuck was your first choice? MJ: You Malia: I thought I was your second choice? MJ: You were. Malia: Who was your first choice????????????? MJ: You. Malia: I was your first choice and your second choice? MJ: Yep…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Pastor Miguel Flores Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Extreme people do extreme things for reasons we may not always understand. It is not always possible to explain someone’s actions. It is a societal risk there is only so much we can do about it. We have to live every day…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are even more beautiful on the inside than outside, and your butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No. You got it all wrong baby. Kisses are medicine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “How could…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I will take booty cheeks for a hundred Alex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. I’m a passionate guy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Why are you not in the bed doing…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The dopamine monster in your head is like the g-spot in your vagina. True story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I consider every kiss a win for love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do not…
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