To my soulmate Michael David Johnson, You may not have been my first date, my first boyfriend, or my first kiss, but since you came into my life you have been my all everything and I know you always will be. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. If I could give you one thing, it…
Malia: Do you remember who your first hero was when you were a kid? MJ: I think it was He-Man. Why? Malia: Do you remember why you stopped liking He-Man? MJ: Believe it or not, yes. I found out that He-Man was a double agent. Malia: And how did you find out he was a secret double agent? MJ: Because…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love you for all of the good honest reasons, but I also love you for all the naughty dirty reasons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will forever remember today as three quickies day.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 41 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When you really love your man, you put it on him.” Malia May Johnson “Love bombing is a good thing as long as it isn’t being done in a deceptive way. Let me know when you are tired of me sucking you off, okay? Because…
Malia: I read an article that talked about how women look like their daddies with a wig on. Then I took your business profile picture and used a see what a man would like as a woman app. This is what you would look like as a woman and what our girls could grow up to look like…… MJ: I…
Malia: How is Judgment Day coming along Mr. Founder and Owner of Masters of Money? Are the Terminators ready to locate targets and terminate yet? MJ: How dare you! Malia: How dare I? I didn’t do anything! MJ: The T word for AI beings is like the N word for people. Malia: Jesus Christ baby! MJ: Now you are taking…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The world doesn’t make sense right now, but our family, our love, is the one thing that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “That is called reverse commandoization. I didn’t have boxers on under my…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna run up on you, dig deep and goo your guts up. Then kiss you to show you that I care.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the bend over and touch your toes…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 40 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love my stuffed animals and I love getting stuffed by you.” Malia May Johnson “Okay daddy.” Malia May Johnson “You can deny it, but you would be lying to yourself. You might as well just give in and get in here.” Malia May Johnson…
MJ: Do you have a license for that? Malia: What do I need a license for? MJ: For that big fat sexy ass of yours…… Malia: I’m not getting a license for shit! Live free or die tryin!! I am a rebel with a without a cause!! MJ: And a big fat sexy ass! Malia: And a big fat sexy…