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Tag: Malia and MJ
20 Things You Do That You Didn’t Know Turn Me On
Malia, This is a list of 20 things you do that you didn’t know turn me on. 1. Be alive2. Breath3. Talk4. Whisper5. Sing6. Walk7. Dance8. Cook9. Comb/play with your hair10. Put lotion on11. Stretch12. Laugh13. Look at me14. Look away from me15. Sigh16. Groan17. Make funny faces18. Take off clothes19. Put on clothes20. Sleep You are a lover. You…
Dating In 2023
Malia: I know you can’t call, but will you text us when you take a break baby? MJ: Who is us? Malia: Me and Claire. She came over to hang out. MJ: What does she need? Do you want me to give her a job or something like that? Malia: We want your advice on men and dating. Claire wants…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Look into my eyes while I do nothing but give you pleasure.” Malia May Johnson “Because I let you do dirty things to me?” Malia May Johnson “Stop right there. Remove your hand. That is my job!” Malia May Johnson “I need you to do…
This Hippy Chick Wants This JR Ewing
Malia: Guess what? MJ: Chicken butt! Malia: Did you know that you have been working for CIA since 1984? MJ: Damn! I nearly came out of the womb working. Malia: You were baby “MJ The Terrible” at 4 years old. There is a lot of misinformation out there about you. MJ: Nothing I can do about it really. It would…
There Is Only One Thing Missing From My New Cyber Truck
Malia: How are you liking your new Cyber Truck? MJ: It’s good Malia: But……. MJ: I don’t want to say anything negative about it because Elon gave it to me for free and rolled out the red carpet for me when I toured the factory down in Austin. Malia: Feedback isn’t a bad thing. I know you like it a…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 29 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Be careful sweetheart. If you start something, be ready to finish it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I took one of Gay Dave’s companies boner pills. I figure I am either going to die while…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 42 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 42 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I built it all by myself, with only a little bit of help from Mr. Pete. By a little bit of help, I mean the whole thing, but Brittany took a picture of me working on it so that I could tell you I built…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 28 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to have a stress induced panic attack unless I unload this stress into your vagina.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Does not compute. Does not compute. Slide to the side. Slide to…
I Change My Mind
Malia: I don’t want you to go fuck yourself. I want you to come fuck me! I’m sorry! Preggo emotions running wild right now. Malia: Do you want a tour? MJ: A tour of what? Malia: My coochie! MJ: I’m gonna have to hit you with a lick and suck suplex. Malia: Of course you are! I deserve it! MJ:…