Malia: Hey handsome man. This is a sex check in. Are you going to sex me today? What time? MJ: Yes. I only have one thing left on my schedule, and then I am enroute to you. Malia: What’s the one thing on your calendar blocking us from having sex right now? MJ: A have a brief video conference call…
MJ: A is for Anal Malia: B is for Balls MJ: C is for Coochie Malia: D is for Dick MJ: E is for Erotic Malia: F is for F@cking MJ: G is for G-Spot Malia: H is for Humping MJ: I is Intercourse Malia: J is for Jizz MJ: K is for Kinky Malia: L is for Licking MJ:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s go in there and you can teach me something about your anatomy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The squirt is worth the squeeze.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Look at this box of sex…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When all that stress breaks loose in my nuts and shoots out of me, I feel like a new man. Laughter might be the best medicine, but sex has to be #2.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You have everything I want and need on the…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When a man loves a woman, he will do what it takes to make her squirt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Of course! It wouldn’t be a full body massage if I didn’t massage your full booty, I mean body.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I…
MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna be in there like swimwear.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “God Bless Texas. God Bless America. And God Bless your giga booty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When a man loves a woman,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 141 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s nice when friends have friends, and those friends are friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave “Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Your honor, please instruct…
MJ: How you doin baby? Malia: I’m fine MJ: You sure are! Malia: Aww! Thank you baby! Malia: What’s up? MJ: Nothing much. I just wanted to announce my new favorite sexual position. Malia: Is it all of them? MJ: Guess again! MJ: But yeah, kind of. Malia: You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite…