Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are mother fuckin incredible! Add Nemours de DuPont to the quickied list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am glad we went on a surprise road trip, and I got to bust a nut…
MJ: Guess what? Malia: You are the father of our kids, and you know that for sure now? MJ: Yes! Malia: This is why I forced the tests. When we watched that documentary about paternity fraud, I could tell it bothered you. I don’t think you doubted me, but I wanted to put you at ease just in case. That…
Malia: I have a question for you. Please treat the question seriously. Ok? MJ: Ok Malia: What if I asked you to marry me? MJ: What about me asking you to remarry me? You know I am planning to ask you again and then get married on our 10 year wedding anniversary. Malia: Understood. Not wanting to change that. My…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You wanna do love and affection in your butt day on Saturday?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Blow jobs are better than apologies. Why? Because actions are better than words.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Malia May Johnson, Here are the 10 things I hate about you: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. I feel like my life began the day I met you! Happy Valentine’s Day baby! All of my love, Me P.S. 3-8-2012 forever baby cakes- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-day-malia-and-i-met-3-8-2012/
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Why you didn’t pull your out of this galaxy butt out of your pants yet? Makes no sense at all.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “All I have to say is orgasms cure depressed moods.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You got your booty free from God. Most women have to pay a fortune for a booty like yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You can be pretty persuasive when you want to be. You…
MJ: I beyond miss you and the kids. I can’t call, but I can text if you can text with me. Malia: We miss you to Daddy! I can text with you. I have lots to tell you. But before I do, are you okay at whatever undisclosed location you are at that you couldn’t tell me you were going…
Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby where you at? I wanna inya time while we’re watching Aqua Man destroy Rome in the Fast X movie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Victoria’s Secret is for the masses. I want Malia’s Secret.…