Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are so many things baby. Just to name a few. You are lovable, delectable, intellectual, and although I can’t prove it, a mother fuckin alien.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Once the kisses start…
Malia: Baby, I was in a fun, happy, silly mood, and I wrote a song remake…….. Malia: This is the Malia May Johnson remake of “Like a boss.” I’m calling it “Like a lady boss” My name was Malia Dupont, but I got married……Like a lady boss! Became Malia Johnson……Like a lady boss! Got pregnant…….Like a lady boss! Become a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ladies first. I got this.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Real or fake? Real and fake?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you 3 Boobs Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let’s try an…
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Michael David Johnson, You pissed me off earlier because even though I know you were just teasing, you made me feel like you didn’t think that I loved you enough, so I am love bombing the shit out of you! I love you! I respect you! I care about you! I support you! I am loyal to you! I am…
MJ: What do you think was going through my head when I took this picture of you back in 2012? Malia: That you had a crush on me? MJ: Uh huh Malia: Hey, you were really quiet this morning. Is everything okay? MJ: I have had something on my mind that I want to talk to you about. Malia: Talk…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you think I’m sexy when I am napping, I will be napping like a mother fucker every chance I get.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are one hot momma MMJ!” Michael “MJ The…
Michael David Johnson, You are the best man I have ever known. There are endless reasons why I love you. Here are 20 more reasons why I love you on top of the 20 reasons why I told you I love you on the last post like this I wrote. 1. I know I am the center of your universe,…
MJ: Baby, do you want your mind blown? Malia: Sure MJ: Guess why the bank froze Masters of Money’s accounts. Malia: An account transfer was flagged for some odd reason? Malia: Identity theft? MJ: No to both. The answer is almost impossible to guess, so I am just going to tell you. That said, the answer is unbelievable. Malia: Tell…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It is a common courtesy to cup a titty while you pound the cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice! Cannot wait to see it before I take it off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…