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Tag: Malia and MJ
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 48 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t discount my abilities pretty girl. I can sing and dick swing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. It’s evolutionary biology. Me want Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Said in a…
Let’s Practice The X-rated Wedding Vows I Am Going To Be Doing On You When We get Remarried in 2027
MJ: Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027. Malia: K MJ: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today (tonight) to join this me and that you in holy seximony. Malia, do you take this me, to make love to, to sex, to bang, to kiss, to lick,…
Protected: What Happens When A Fictional Story Gets Hijacked by AI Hallucinations and Some People Believe It Is All Real by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 47 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 46 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are mother fuckin incredible! Add Nemours de DuPont to the quickied list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am glad we went on a surprise road trip, and I got to bust a nut…
Paternity Testing and It’s Time For A Staycation
MJ: Guess what? Malia: You are the father of our kids, and you know that for sure now? MJ: Yes! Malia: This is why I forced the tests. When we watched that documentary about paternity fraud, I could tell it bothered you. I don’t think you doubted me, but I wanted to put you at ease just in case. That…
Will You Marry Me MJ?
Malia: I have a question for you. Please treat the question seriously. Ok? MJ: Ok Malia: What if I asked you to marry me? MJ: What about me asking you to remarry me? You know I am planning to ask you again and then get married on our 10 year wedding anniversary. Malia: Understood. Not wanting to change that. My…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 45 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You wanna do love and affection in your butt day on Saturday?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Blow jobs are better than apologies. Why? Because actions are better than words.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
The 10 Things I Hate About Malia May Johnson by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Malia May Johnson, Here are the 10 things I hate about you: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. I feel like my life began the day I met you! Happy Valentine’s Day baby! All of my love, Me P.S. 3-8-2012 forever baby cakes- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-day-malia-and-i-met-3-8-2012/