During the birth of our twins on June 8th, my vagina sustained a tear. When MJ heard the doctor say- “During the delivery, Malia suffered a second degree vaginal laceration(tear). We repaired the tear, and made the alterations you requested, in the event a vaginal laceration occurred.” What MJ heard out of that, was “Oh my God, Malia had custom…
Question: Malia, have you ever felt disgusting during sex? Joan Freedman, Cleveland, OH Answer: I like looking my best when MJ looks at me, clothes on or off, but I know MJ loves me for me. I can only remember one time, where I felt disgusting, but it was the situation, not really me. We laughed about it later. MJ…
Malia: Baby, I love you. I am so sorry I have been a total bitch to you all day. You didn’t deserve it. The reason I got mad was stupid. You didn’t do anything wrong. I love you baby so much! Will you please forgive me? MJ: It’s fine babe. Let’s just drop it. Malia: No! I won’t just drop…
Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”….. Malia: Hi everyone. I just wanted to say that I would like to have another baby, but I didn’t have to “maul” MJ “like a lion hunting its prey” to want to make another baby with me. MJ: Were you or were you not naked already, when you told me…
MJ: The number of searches related to “MJ The Terrible”, just eclipsed 50,000,000! Malia: Yay! Is this a good time to tell you I want to have at least one or two more babies? MJ: Yes. Malia: I want to have another baby. I am a babyaholic. I can’t stop wanting to have babies. MJ: Happy wife, happy life. Malia:…
Guest user1: Hello Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, my name is Ailam Nosnhoj. I was at a get together at your apartment recently, and I over heard you telling the other men at the party about the first time you kissed your wife Malia. You said your first kiss happened at a much later date than when your first kiss actually…
It’s 5am, I’m wide awake, I’m ready to kick ass today, and it’s all because of my woman. I have to be at a meeting at Fort Hood today at 8am, and I am not a morning person. So….how am I wide awake and ready to kick ass at 5am? Because of a woman. Malia got up at 4:30am, made…
Malia: I told you the you holding Cash and Liz pic would make Gotye not want to do it. MJ: I don’t ever want to use our kids as pawns. Malia: Baby! Me either! You were just being a good coparent, by sharing photos of you and your exwifes son’s brother and sister. MJ: Good point. Malia: Thank you for…
MJ: Are you ready Hela sexy girl? 5 min. With the rain, 183 was a parking lot. Malia: I’m hela sick. I had the suit on but I either had to puke or pee. It’s ok if you go without me. I’ll be ok. MJ: Oh no! Then Halloween at home it is! Malia: Baby, I know you wanted to…
Malia: You know the Vendetta hacker masks? Mix that with my crazy hacker husband and what do you get? A “Flying dong hack attack.” We’re laying down to go to bed, and MJ says I’m going to the kitchen, I’ll be right back. I can hear the frig opening and closing like he’s getting food and stuff. Then I hear…