MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
Malia: I don’t want you to go fuck yourself. I want you to come fuck me! I’m sorry! Preggo emotions running wild right now. Malia: Do you want a tour? MJ: A tour of what? Malia: My coochie! MJ: I’m gonna have to hit you with a lick and suck suplex. Malia: Of course you are! I deserve it! MJ:…
Malia: Thank you for taking me to go see the new Barbie movie. MJ: I enjoyed our date night. Malia: I like how we indulge each other’s secret inner silliness. I watched Sharknado. You watched Barbie. Things like that. MJ: That is how it should be. Malia: Barbie was overwhelming girl power. I loved the female empowerment. I hated…