Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Hey sexy woman with your clothes on. (20ish minutes later) Hey sexy woman with your clothes off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oh yeah? I love your 4B’s. I love your body, boobs, butt, and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did you say try for pregnancy or genetic legacy? You wanting DNA baby maker sauce?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. I wanna be sexificated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I…
Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Doing what I love, you, leads to creating babies that I love. I love you to death. Yeah. That was a miss. Saying death even though it makes sense when talking about creating life, well,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lana Del Rey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking…
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MJ: Baby I gotta tell you something. Malia: OK. Whatcha got? MJ: You were my second choice. Malia: WTF?????????????????????????????? Malia: Who the fuck was your first choice? MJ: You Malia: I thought I was your second choice? MJ: You were. Malia: Who was your first choice????????????? MJ: You. Malia: I was your first choice and your second choice? MJ: Yep…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Pastor Miguel Flores Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Extreme people do extreme things for reasons we may not always understand. It is not always possible to explain someone’s actions. It is a societal risk there is only so much we can do about it. We have to live every day…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are even more beautiful on the inside than outside, and your butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No. You got it all wrong baby. Kisses are medicine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “How could…