Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby! I was practicing football. It’s called a tush push. Look it up after I’m done with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Let that sink in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Progeny, massagyny, your…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you…