My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 105 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “One heart. One love. Let’s get together and do naked stuff.” Malia May Johnson “You can open your eyes now. Surprise! Naughtyhontas mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “I added space to the historic places for us to have sex at. I can’t wait to see…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Practice makes perfect. Boom!” Malia May Johnson “If it was 1965 we would be about to make whoopie.” Malia May Johnson “MAKE VAGINA HAPPY NOW?” Malia May Johnson Call me Jizzelda Dickmepreggo.” Malia May Johnson “My biological clock is ticking so hard. I want all…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 103 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No! No! No! No! No! No! Huh uh! You are way too stressed to talk right now. Let’s have a quickie first, so we can relax and chill talk.” Malia May Johnson “Ok. That’s not very nice, but let’s put that finger to good use…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
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