My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 103 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No! No! No! No! No! No! Huh uh! You are way too stressed to talk right now. Let’s have a quickie first, so we can relax and chill talk.” Malia May Johnson “Ok. That’s not very nice, but let’s put that finger to good use…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 51 – 100 Compilation: Malia, I love jumping your bones, shagging, banging, boning, boinking, Screwing, shtupping, smashing, aggressive cuddling, assaulting you with a friendly weapon, jamming your clam, attacking your pink fortress, belly bumping, wrestling in the sheets, bonestorming, horizontal tangoing, Bumping N’ Grinding, no pants…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation: Malia, You are one hell of a sexy sigma, probably an alien, woman! Angel On Earth, I can see your halo, Hookie Nookie, Joker Girl Malia, Big Cat Lady, Happy Hippy Halloween Queen, Sleeping Booty Beauty, Sexy As Hela, Happy Cry, Nerdy…
Malia: I love you forever Michael David Johnson! Happy anniversary! 3-8-2012 was the best day ever, because that is when we met, and our forever life journey began! Malia: I searched Grok for our anniversary 3-8-2012 to see what it said. Here is what it said- “It seems like you’re referring to Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and…
The photo on this post is the first ever photo of Malia and I together. The photo was taken the day we met, 3-8-2012, at Joint Base San Antonio, in Texas. I was not in a good place. You can tell by the look on my face. But little did I know that the girl in the photo was going…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
Malia May Johnson, How dare you how dare me! How dare you come into my life when I was public enemy #1 to the governments of the world and make me believe I could have a future again! How dare you bring peace, love and happiness to the life of the notorious Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson! How dare you…
MJ: Everybody up and okay? All good on the home front? Malia: Yes! All good on the away front? MJ: I’m ok. MJ: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but usually you look at me with the Usha Vance look of love like this, but this morning you looked at me with like a weird look….. Malia: I…