MJ: Baby, I just wanted to say………I LOVE KISSING YOU!!! Malia: I love kissing you more!!! MJ: Oh yeah? Well, I love kissing you more than you love kissing me. Boom! Malia: I love kissing you more than there are stars in the sky! Bigger boom! MJ: I love kissing you more than the biggest more, in the history of…
When I was growing up I had a giant crush on Daisy Duke, and now she follows Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”!!! What a day!!!! As sexy/hot/beautiful as Daisy Duke might have been to me back in the day, and I do feel like a teenager again right now at this moment……Malia, I would rather have you any…
MJ: Some people may have been mean to us in the past, but I’m done thinking about it. I’m ready to forgive and forget. Malia: We are a team right? MJ: Right. Malia: Good, then you do the forgiving and the forgetting for now, and I’ll do the recovering and the remembering, and I will remind you when to remember…
MJ: Baby, I don’t love you anymore….. Malia: Baby, I saw your draft of this message on your laptop, and my first thought was, if he is going to mess with me and expect to freak me out, he shouldn’t have started the message with “Baby”, but……. MJ: And if you believe that I have some ocean front property in…
Malia: Baby, if I change my mind, a million times. I wanna hear you say- Yeah! Yeah, I like it that way! Any man of mine – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2k-gv6xNE MJ: Wow! Baby, I didn’t know you listened to country. Malia: I’m from the country. MJ: Country western Malia: Well, I am from the country….. of South Africa. lol MJ: You are…
Before The Event Mr. Fanning: How nervous is our boy Mali J? Will you be accompanying MJ to dinner this evening? Did he shave? Please make sure he looks sharp. I stuck my neck out on this and I’m now a former, which means we need him at his best. Malia: Hey Mr. F. MJ has been in the shower…
As many of you know, I was married once before, and so I wanted to do everything I possibly could to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us. What I found out throughout the day yesterday, was I didn’t have to try to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us, because when you are marrying the…
It’s official! On the 5 year anniversary of the day we met, Malia and I became husband and wife. To the staff at Camp Mabry, you guys were incredible! Thank you to the folks at Robb Report and Luxe for putting together/coordinating, such an amazing wedding day. We heard some of our guests helicopter transports back and forth between the…
You asked me not to reproduce the letter, but you said you wouldn’t mind if I commented on it, so here it goes- 1. “Don’t try to blow up the world again.” MJ comment: Yes, I promise I wont try to blow up the world again! (Ha! Ha!) 2. “The next time you decide to invent something, it better be…
Malia: Well look at you “Martin Luther The Terrible”. Do you have a digital dream baby? I love you MJ. Thanks for always having my back. I’m adding up how much money you do have after you gave most of it away. If you are poor now, you can live with me for free, but I’m taxing natures credit card…