Malia: Baby, I need a tool that I can’t find in the tool box. MJ: I don’t even know where the tool box is. Can Mr. Pete help you until I finish working on something? Malia: This tool isn’t in the tool box, and Mr Pete’s tool isn’t the one I need! MJ: What kind of tool do you need?…
Malia: See the girl in this picture with you? MJ: Yes. She’s very pretty. Malia: Well shes ovulating. Do you know what that means? MJ: Ovulating- The discharging of ova or ovules from the ovary. Malia: And do you know what that means for you Mr. Johnson? MJ: I think I have a pretty good idea, but why don’t you…
During the birth of our twins on June 8th, my vagina sustained a tear. When MJ heard the doctor say- “During the delivery, Malia suffered a second degree vaginal laceration(tear). We repaired the tear, and made the alterations you requested, in the event a vaginal laceration occurred.” What MJ heard out of that, was “Oh my God, Malia had custom…
Question: Malia which one of your friends do you think MJ would hook up with if he cheated on you? My guess is BABB. Teresa Baker San Jose, CA Answer: I don’t think he would cheat on me, but if I had to pick, I think Kristi. Kristi is the white/Caucasian version of me. BABB and MJ are very close…
Malia: Baby, I love you. I am so sorry I have been a total bitch to you all day. You didn’t deserve it. The reason I got mad was stupid. You didn’t do anything wrong. I love you baby so much! Will you please forgive me? MJ: It’s fine babe. Let’s just drop it. Malia: No! I won’t just drop…
Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”….. Malia: Hi everyone. I just wanted to say that I would like to have another baby, but I didn’t have to “maul” MJ “like a lion hunting its prey” to want to make another baby with me. MJ: Were you or were you not naked already, when you told me…
Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that? MJ: The luckiest man in the world. Malia: I hate you. MJ: Why? Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional. MJ: Are you mad at me? Malia: I want to be,…
Guest user1: Hello Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, my name is Ailam Nosnhoj. I was at a get together at your apartment recently, and I over heard you telling the other men at the party about the first time you kissed your wife Malia. You said your first kiss happened at a much later date than when your first kiss actually…
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Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…