Hello Masters of Money/MJ The Terrible fans and followers. My name is Katrina. I was “MJ The Terrible’s” full time physical therapist, and part time speech therapist for 17 months. Needless to say, I know MJ very well, both inside and out. I say that, because I am a fan of Michael Johnson the man. I can’t say I like…
This is my recollection of the first conversation that my now wife and I ever had. I asked her to read what I wrote. She said she was impressed that I remembered it so clearly, and she confirmed the accuracy of our first conversation. Our first conversation took place in San Antonio, Texas, at Joint Base San Antonio, on March…
One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so. She got…
The Texas version of the song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”: Baby It’s Hot Outside – I really can’t stay – Baby it’s hot outside I’ve got to go away – Baby it’s hot outside This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice – I’ll get you a drink filled with ice My family will…
I showed MJ this kiss collage picture, and he said- “Thank you for kissing me nice.” The bottom picture was taken in 2012 when MJ was dealing with all of the Stuxnet computer virus fallout. The top picture was taken in 2017. I love to see you smile baby. I love it when I am the reason you are smiling.…
I feel like the worst wife and mother in the world!! Our son Cash can crawl now so we installed upstairs and downstairs baby gates to prevent him from falling down the stairs. This afternoon I walked up the stairs and I thought I closed the gate behind me. It turns out I didn’t push the gate hard enough for…
Back in the day Charlie Sheen had a catch phrase he used to say a lot when things were going his way. He would say “Winning!” This past week was incredible! A side project business partnership a handful of my highly skilled white hat hacker friends and I started years ago signed a huge deal with Homeland Security this week,…
It was 5 years ago today that I had a subdural hematoma rupture in my head and I almost died. I had to learn to walk and talk again, and you my love, are the one who loved me enough to nurse me back to health. When I was ready to give up, and I was begging you and others…
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…