Malia: Wanna play hangman? MJ: Like where you guess the letters to figure out words and what not? Malia: Yep! MJ: Ok. I’m stuck on what I’m working on anyway. Malia: Ok. Here we go. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! It’s something I want to do. Pick…
Tag: Malia and Michael Johnson
Foreplay Texts Gone Wrong (I Got This Baby!)
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
MJ, I only have 3 things to say to you…….
I only have 3 things to say to you……. 1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you…
Sometimes She Cries Sexpology
MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. MJ: How can I make it up to you? Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. MJ: is that how you want me to apologize? Malia: To start. MJ: And then. Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow! MJ: I’ll…
Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than…..
I love you more than there are stars in the sky. I love you more than the sun, the ocean and the mountains. I love you more than anything. I love you more than everything. I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I love you more than words can describe. I love you more than there is space…
Nice shooting baby!
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…
“Exactly how I feel about Malia in my deepest darkest thoughts with no sugar coating and no filter”
Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…
Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson
Malia This Love Video For You Is Red Video For MJ Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Malia-This-Love-Video-For-You-Is-Red-Video.mp4 To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom! From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today…
Would You Love Me If…..
Malia: Baby, would you still love me if I looked like this…….. MJ: Yes, but I am glad you look like this……… Malia: Would you really love me if I looked like that? MJ: Yes. I don’t just love you for your looks, but your beauty doesn’t hurt either. Malia: That is the heaviest woman in the world. MJ: I…
The Best Adult Form of Stress Relief
Malia: Hey baby. I read your email. Sorry you are having a stressful day. I love you. I am available if you need some stress relief if you know what I mean. MJ: Thanks babe. I love you too. Malia: You are usually all about it bout it when I offer “stress relief”. I am a good listener. We can…