Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Have you lost that lovin feelin? That’s no good. I will try to Make Lovin Feelin Great Again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Translated to sexing. It means p@ssy cum in hotis.” Michael “MJ The…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! You asshole! That I love!” Malia May Johnson “There is no greater joy than having a baby. Hint! Hint! Wink! Wink mother fucker! Clearly that was an offer for a quickie.” Malia May Johnson “1, 2, 3, 4. Take…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Make with the kissing and the holding Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “My name-a Malia, and you the one for me-a.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s celebrate and sex.” Malia May Johnson “Because the result is better than the anticipation with you. That’s why.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s been like that where post nut clarity doesn’t happen after I go because I just need more of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the position! Not that position. Assume the position! Not…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 106 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am taking a brief break from mothering to do wifing. You want some wifing?” Malia May Johnson “You came home early to whisk me away to a hotel for the night to baby me up? I am going to do whatever you want at…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You right. With your feral ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My life sucked before your big booty revolution entered my life on 3-8-2012.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I could be wrong, but I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 105 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “One heart. One love. Let’s get together and do naked stuff.” Malia May Johnson “You can open your eyes now. Surprise! Naughtyhontas mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “I added space to the historic places for us to have sex at. I can’t wait to see…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Good morning easy to love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am willing to admit I was wrong, but it is a very close call. After a lot of consideration and study, I am admitting…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Practice makes perfect. Boom!” Malia May Johnson “If it was 1965 we would be about to make whoopie.” Malia May Johnson “MAKE VAGINA HAPPY NOW?” Malia May Johnson Call me Jizzelda Dickmepreggo.” Malia May Johnson “My biological clock is ticking so hard. I want all…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…