MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
Tag: Making babies
Malia Plays The Race and Sex Card On Me
Malia: MJ, it is 4 o’clock in the morning! Stop working on your oil pump rig project and come pump me! Come up here! Today is Martin Luther King Day, I’m black, and I’m pregnant. What does that mean? That means Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, that I’m ready for a mother fuckin, and if you don’t do it, you…
What You Get When You Mix This Boy and This Girl Together
Malia: The dream of the boy, becomes the reality of the man. Baby, we got the build package in the mail today. They are starting on your Coyote race car. It will be ready when another little cute package is ready in about 9 months. You know how you like to have 2 of things? Yeah, good shooting cowboy. See…