Malia: Baby, I am worried about world war 3. Is the world going to end? MJ: I have been hearing the world was going to end tomorrow since 9-11-2001. Just live my love. I promise I will let you know if you need to worry. Malia: Ok. I trust you, but I want to understand. Are we going to have…
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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 22 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Penis reveal party for you only in 5 or now minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would never want to knock you down. I just want to knock you up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Woman Named Malia
MJ: Do you know what they say about women named Malia? Malia: What do they say? MJ: I don’t know. I only know what I say about one woman named Malia. Malia: What do you say about one woman named Malia? MJ: My big head says she is an amazing wife, mother, woman, partner, and all the other good things…
Poke Her Face and Bedroom Quarantine Day
MJ: I can hear you singing. Are you dancing and singing? Can I come watch your concert? Malia: You can hear me singing from inside MJIA? MJ: I was sitting outside on the steps. You were singing the oral sex song. Malia: What oral sex song? MJ: “Poke Her Face” by Lady Gaga I think. Malia: You and song lyrics…
To Pull Out or Not To Pull Out? That Is My Question.
Malia: Do you remember this picture? MJ: Yes Malia: Do you remember what you said to me after you took that picture and sat down next to me? MJ: I do. I said- “Baby, you have the sexiest legs I have ever seen. It is hard to watch the game when all I can think about is you wrapping those…
Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time
Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time Malia: Hey baby. Can you come up here when you get a minute? MJ: Yeah. Do you need me to bring something up to you? Malia: Your wiener. MJ: Not for 6 weeks baby. Malia: I want to weigh your wiener on my breast milk scale. MJ: Seriously? Malia:…
First You Argue Then You Make Up
Malia: Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, why do you want to fight with your wife when we could be doing something a whole lot more fun together? We have a babysitter tonight! MJ: You started it! Malia: You started it! MJ: You started it!! Malia: You started it!!!!! MJ: You were relentless with your feistiness today. Malia: And clearly I need…
My Perfect Combination of Feisty Sexy and Cute
Malia was being super feisty playful this morning. She knew what she was doing! She looked at me with those big beautiful brown eyes, and batted her eyelashes all Betty Boop style, and I chased her into the bedroom. I got to the bedroom about 5 seconds after she did, and this is what I saw. (See picture attached to…
Babies Babies and More Babies For The Johnson Family
Malia: Guess what I have my eye on in this picture baby? MJ: I don’t know, what? Malia: I have my eye on you! MJ: Aww! I love you baby. Malia: I have my eye on you for a reason. MJ: Oh yeah? What’s that? Malia: Well, your mission, should you choose to accept it, and you will, is to…