Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “One good…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…
Malia: Baby, I am worried about world war 3. Is the world going to end? MJ: I have been hearing the world was going to end tomorrow since 9-11-2001. Just live my love. I promise I will let you know if you need to worry. Malia: Ok. I trust you, but I want to understand. Are we going to have…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Penis reveal party for you only in 5 or now minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would never want to knock you down. I just want to knock you up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
MJ: Do you know what they say about women named Malia? Malia: What do they say? MJ: I don’t know. I only know what I say about one woman named Malia. Malia: What do you say about one woman named Malia? MJ: My big head says she is an amazing wife, mother, woman, partner, and all the other good things…
Malia: I am day planning. Do you think you will have time for an afternooner with me today? MJ: Would like to but it depends on how long my video call with Trump and his campaign team takes. Malia: Last week the Democrats blocked us spending time together and this week the Republicans. 🙁 MJ: Sorry babe. I love you…
MJ: I can hear you singing. Are you dancing and singing? Can I come watch your concert? Malia: You can hear me singing from inside MJIA? MJ: I was sitting outside on the steps. You were singing the oral sex song. Malia: What oral sex song? MJ: “Poke Her Face” by Lady Gaga I think. Malia: You and song lyrics…