Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I have to wait for my work product to upload, and make sure the receives it. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I can text until then. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: ETA 15 to 20 min Malia: Come get…
Malia: Baby, remember this? It is always interesting to see what your brilliant, loving, and slightly perverted, but in a good way, mind will come up with. I know you hand wrote the Dear P@$$y letter back in the day, but your handwriting looks like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, no offense, so I typed it out to be able to post…
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
Malia: Uhm, excuse me Mr Johnson. Did you think I was done with you yet? Until there is a baby in my belly we’ve got work to do! Now bring your skinny white butt in here and get to work. MJ: Baby you are barely 5 foot 4 and probably don’t weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. How are you such…
MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby. The problem is your work sex balance is off. I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 + 👌 = 👪 XOXOXOXO Now come unwrap me! Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of…