My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Mr. Pete Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “How was I safer as a CIA field agent on dangerous missions than I am guarding 1 friggin man? Nothing ever happened to me when I was a CIA field agent. Guarding MJ, I have been stabbed, I had to fight an anaconda,…
Malia: Yesterday MJ surprised me with a St Patrick’s Day love visit. He has been on vacation with his son this week, during his son’s Spring Break from school. MJ left me this “Macho Man MJ The Terrible” elbow drop on my HOO-HA love making booty call voicemail when he was on the way home to surprise me- I have…