Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We bond. We love bond. We pleasure bond. We trauma bond. We treasury bond. We even watch James Bond. We are bonded, and that is a good thing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Is that…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Stop kissing and touching? I fucking object! Life is too short to stop this perfect moment in time until we have to.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bone app a tittie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Be careful sweetheart. If you start something, be ready to finish it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I took one of Gay Dave’s companies boner pills. I figure I am either going to die while…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to have a stress induced panic attack unless I unload this stress into your vagina.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Does not compute. Does not compute. Slide to the side. Slide to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love you for all of the good honest reasons, but I also love you for all the naughty dirty reasons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will forever remember today as three quickies day.…
1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a way when there isn’t one. 4. I love how you are loyal. 5. I…