MJ: Today has been so weird. Not necessarily good or bad. Just weird. I am waiting on some data to come in. I probably have 30 to 45 minutes to text if you are available my love. Malia: I feel preggo scatterbrained. Can we text weird random stuff and not judge each other for our rando texts? MJ: Sure. I’ll…
Malia: Your love is so overwhelming Michael David Johnson!!!!! MJ: That’s a compliment, right? Malia: It is so freakin a compliment! MJ: What did I do? Malia: Well, what you didn’t do was lock your personal storage locker! MJ: I thought we covered that? You are my storage locker woman! Malia: I found your remarrying me wedding vows. WOW!!!!! MJ:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Dick napper!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “If I told you we were alone, would you want to bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your milkers are fucking huge! Preggo titties are great!” Michael “MJ…
Malia: Our kids and you are such Americans! MJ: Well, yeah. But you mean it in a bad way in this instance I’m guessing. Why? Malia: I’m a South African girl from Cape Town. MJ: Uh oh. Baby is stewing about the fam not digging the big dinner momma made. Malia: Everybody hated it!!! I worked so hard on it.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Allickagely.” Malia May Johnson “Did it happen again? Did your balls fill up with cum again and you need me to help you get it out?” Malia May Johnson “Pair bonding is powerful stuff huh?” Malia May Johnson “Adjacent? My hubby is too smart and…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I busted so hard I have a headache.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you in for some butt stuff?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And the horny man said, bend over, bend over.” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Do you have time for a vagina wetness vetting?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would like to take you out to dinner and eat you for dessert.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What’s cookin…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You should take a sexual health day today.” Malia May Johnson “Ohhh. Baby! That was so 30 days ago. Okay, upstairs we go for blow job then.” Malia May Johnson “This is the way you bang my box, bang my box. This is the way…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It was almost impossible leaving you like that babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Lips to lips and hips to hips?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I thought you said PB&J but a BJ works.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “To keep it classy, kiss me first, then bust your nut.” Malia May Johnson “This is my coochie bone. I present it to you for the fuckin.” Malia May Johnson “If you see something sexy, say something sexy. K?” Malia May Johnson “Big booty bitches…