Question: Hey Malia. Do you and MJ have separate his and hers closets? How much do you think everything of MJs in the closet is worth? How much is everything of yours in the closet worth? Sincerely Nosy Brat Malia: We do have separate his and hers closets. MJ doesn’t buy much for himself, and he mostly wears Adidas sweat…
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Dr Pepper “No Boonies” Black and White Flashback
Malia: Baby, do you remember when we took this picture? MJ: 1955? Malia: Hey! I like black and white pictures. MJ: I’m just teasing baby. Dr. Pepper factory in Waco? I remember what kind of under boonies you had on that day. Malia: Under boonies? What kind? MJ: I’m in kid communication mode right now, so I threw the kid…
Love Is A Beautiful Thing
Whether you are celebrating Valentine’s Day with the one you love, your friends, your family, or will be enjoying some “me time” today, Malia and I would like to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day! From the time Malia and I started to show an interest in each other, there were some who didn’t think it would work, who didn’t…
Lana Del Rey – Bon Jovi – Valentine’s Day Surprise
Malia: My husband is a mad man. We are backstage at a Lana Del Rey concert, and my sexy crazy pervert of a husband is drunk off his ass, yelling “Stoli is my shit”. He even tried to have sex with me in the basketball teams locker room for crying out loud. “MJ The Horndog”. #whyisitsosexywhenmenactafool MJ: Tried to? Malia:…
Q&A with Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson About His Relationship With Wife Malia
Guest user1: Hello Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, my name is Ailam Nosnhoj. I was at a get together at your apartment recently, and I over heard you telling the other men at the party about the first time you kissed your wife Malia. You said your first kiss happened at a much later date than when your first kiss actually…
Thank You For Loving Me Malia May Johnson!
I finally figured it out baby. This is how you made me feel when everyone was calling me a monster after Stuxnet. I love you for so many reasons, but maybe the first reason I loved you, was you made me feel like this…… I love you more than I could ever put into words Malia May Johnson! Love, Me
Valentine’s Day Shopping Ideas For Her & Him
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. If you haven’t shopped for your valentine yet, check out these his and hers gift websites. For Her- http://amzn.to/2DVtNm5 For Him- http://amzn.to/2E8nbnU
Cheers To Love!
It’s 5am, I’m wide awake, I’m ready to kick ass today, and it’s all because of my woman. I have to be at a meeting at Fort Hood today at 8am, and I am not a morning person. So….how am I wide awake and ready to kick ass at 5am? Because of a woman. Malia got up at 4:30am, made…
Crazy First Date Dating Love Marriage Butt Sex Memories
Thank you for all of the nice comments, messages and emails. I am sorry if it seems like I am a mess right now, but that is exactly what I am. Today the contractor who was set to start painting and decorating one of the babies rooms called and asked to speak to Malia. I immediately started crying. The contractor…
How do you describe the worst day of your life?
This afternoon Malia was exiting the freeway to turn onto 5th street, on her way home from the store, and was in a very serious car accident. As she was making the turn onto 5th street, a Dodge pickup truck switched lanes, and ran directly into the drivers side driver door of her Range Rover, where Malia was sitting. The…