Malia: My husband is a mad man. We are backstage at a Lana Del Rey concert, and my sexy crazy pervert of a husband is drunk off his ass, yelling “Stoli is my shit”. He even tried to have sex with me in the basketball teams locker room for crying out loud. “MJ The Horndog”. #whyisitsosexywhenmenactafool MJ: Tried to? Malia:…
Guest user1: Hello Mr. “MJ The Terrible”, my name is Ailam Nosnhoj. I was at a get together at your apartment recently, and I over heard you telling the other men at the party about the first time you kissed your wife Malia. You said your first kiss happened at a much later date than when your first kiss actually…
I finally figured it out baby. This is how you made me feel when everyone was calling me a monster after Stuxnet. I love you for so many reasons, but maybe the first reason I loved you, was you made me feel like this…… I love you more than I could ever put into words Malia May Johnson! Love, Me
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It’s 5am, I’m wide awake, I’m ready to kick ass today, and it’s all because of my woman. I have to be at a meeting at Fort Hood today at 8am, and I am not a morning person. So….how am I wide awake and ready to kick ass at 5am? Because of a woman. Malia got up at 4:30am, made…
Thank you for all of the nice comments, messages and emails. I am sorry if it seems like I am a mess right now, but that is exactly what I am. Today the contractor who was set to start painting and decorating one of the babies rooms called and asked to speak to Malia. I immediately started crying. The contractor…
This afternoon Malia was exiting the freeway to turn onto 5th street, on her way home from the store, and was in a very serious car accident. As she was making the turn onto 5th street, a Dodge pickup truck switched lanes, and ran directly into the drivers side driver door of her Range Rover, where Malia was sitting. The…
I am so happy you came into my life on March 8th, 2012. I would die for you Malia May Johnson! You are my best friend, lover, manager, nurse, doctor, lawyer, counselor, business partner, my wife, the mother of my children, and my life. You amaze me with all you do, and you make it look so easy. I wish…
Malia: For better or worse. That’s what I signed up for when I married this cute boy with 103 temperature….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Sick-With-A-High-Temperature-Video.mp4 Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Transcript: – Beginning of transcript – MJ: This is Michael, and I am laying in bed.…
Malia: Do you like it baby? I made it for you, with a little help from BABB. Exactly 2 years ago today, on December 22nd, 2015, you got out of bed for the first time since February 14th, 2015. I love you so much Michael David Johnson! MJ: I love it baby. I remember getting up and immediately collapsing on…