“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be…
I heard this on March 8th, 2016, when I was in the hospital recovering from brain surgery. I saw it this morning in a note book, and I felt like sharing it, so…… Malia’s formula for relationship success during tough times- “Talk through the trouble, snuggle when you struggle, kiss the pain away, hug out fear and doubt, have sex…
I am so happy right now. Happier than I have ever been. I went through 5 years of complete hell, which I thought was a curse, because I didn’t know that those 5 years of hell, were really the life lessons I needed, to be happy personally, and successful financially. 2012 to 2017 were an all out assault on me…
Malia: Baby, I love you. I am so sorry I have been a total bitch to you all day. You didn’t deserve it. The reason I got mad was stupid. You didn’t do anything wrong. I love you baby so much! Will you please forgive me? MJ: It’s fine babe. Let’s just drop it. Malia: No! I won’t just drop…
“Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free, and action is what makes things happen.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) “I was born with all of the…
Malia: How was your haircut? MJ: It was good. I just like the military cut place better. I don’t need a handjob while I have steamed towels exfoliating my face, before I get my haircut. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy it, but sometimes I need it quick. You know what I mean? Malia: They do not give you a…
Dubs- Head of security for our family. Malia- Wife of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Dubs: Thank you for helping me search the archives Dubs. These are the back and forth texts between MJ and I, from the first time he met my friends. And every single one of them are still our friends to this day>>> Malia: Is something…
Malia: My cute scruffy husband and his son being silly at the Austin Rodeo…… Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Son Christian at Rodeo Austin Texas Video #1 Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-and-Son-Christian-at-Rodeo-Austin-Video-1.mp4 Malia: My cute scruffy hubby and son being silly at the Austin Rodeo video #2….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Son Christian at Rodeo Austin Texas Video #2 Link…
Malia: Baby I love you so much right now! This is so sweet! For the people who think my husband is an evil computer hacking mastermind, read this…… What Truly Matters In Life by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/what-truly-matters-in-life-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/
Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that? MJ: The luckiest man in the world. Malia: I hate you. MJ: Why? Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional. MJ: Are you mad at me? Malia: I want to be,…