Question: Hey Malia. What quirky cute and sexy things does MJ do that you really like? Beth Vanguard, Greenwich, CT Answer: Hey Beth. These are the ones that immediately come to mind. Every time he gets into bed, or gets out of bed, he kisses me. It might be on my leg or my head or my lips, but he…
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Relationships and Love by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
I get asked my feelings on relationships and love quite often, so I thought I would share my thoughts and feelings. I want to start off by saying that I’m not a relationship expert. That said, I have been in relationships that have not worked, I’ve been screwed over, I’ve had my heart broken, I’ve been cheated on, I’ve been…
Meet Our New Twin Babies!
World, meet Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson. Natalie Marie Johnson, and Michael Christian Johnson, meet the world. We have some funny/crazy stories about what all happened before, during, and after their births, which we will be happy to share later, but for now, we are just enjoying finally being able to share the good news with y’all. Thank…
Malia May Johnson Life & Love Quotes
“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be…
Malia’s Formula For Relationship Success During Hard Times
I heard this on March 8th, 2016, when I was in the hospital recovering from brain surgery. I saw it this morning in a note book, and I felt like sharing it, so…… Malia’s formula for relationship success during tough times- “Talk through the trouble, snuggle when you struggle, kiss the pain away, hug out fear and doubt, have sex…
“Rock Bottom” Is Sometimes The Best Place To Start Your Comeback by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
I am so happy right now. Happier than I have ever been. I went through 5 years of complete hell, which I thought was a curse, because I didn’t know that those 5 years of hell, were really the life lessons I needed, to be happy personally, and successful financially. 2012 to 2017 were an all out assault on me…
I’m sorry. I went too far baby.
Malia: Baby, I love you. I am so sorry I have been a total bitch to you all day. You didn’t deserve it. The reason I got mad was stupid. You didn’t do anything wrong. I love you baby so much! Will you please forgive me? MJ: It’s fine babe. Let’s just drop it. Malia: No! I won’t just drop…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume III by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free, and action is what makes things happen.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) “I was born with all of the…
Handjob Haircuts
Malia: How was your haircut? MJ: It was good. I just like the military cut place better. I don’t need a handjob while I have steamed towels exfoliating my face, before I get my haircut. Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy it, but sometimes I need it quick. You know what I mean? Malia: They do not give you a…
Back & Forth Texts Between Malia & “MJ The Terrible” From The First Time “MJ The Terrible” Met Malia’s Friends
Dubs- Head of security for our family. Malia- Wife of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Dubs: Thank you for helping me search the archives Dubs. These are the back and forth texts between MJ and I, from the first time he met my friends. And every single one of them are still our friends to this day>>> Malia: Is something…