Malia May Johnson Mirror Selfie Collage
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Unpretty

I’m sorry you didn’t feel pretty today baby. You are so incredibly beautiful inside and out. When you are feeling better we are going to need to get your eyes checked, because if you can’t see how beautiful/stunning/gorgeous/hot/sexy you are, something could be wrong with your vision. Just kidding baby. We all have days when we aren’t at our best…

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Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Selfie at Krispy Kreme Donuts
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Krispy Kreme Donut Run

Question: When your girl wants Krispy Kreme donuts because she has the preggo crazy cravings going on but she doesn’t want it to be her idea to make a donut run, do you claim it was your idea to make the donut run to make her feel better? Answer: ABSOFREAKINLUTELY YOU DO!!!