Oh no! My wife is possessed. I was going to call the Ghostbusters to come get her, but then she wanted to have sex with me, and since even though she was possessed and all, she is still my wife, and she was looking preggo sexy as hell! I decided to risk it. I love you baby, even when you…
Yesterday Malia and I were talking about some of our most fun dates, and she brought up the time we went to the house where they filmed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie in Granger, Texas, which is not to far from Austin. Due to my alleged involvement as the chief architect of the Stuxnet computer virus which had international consequences,…
It was 5 years ago today that I had a subdural hematoma rupture in my head and I almost died. I had to learn to walk and talk again, and you my love, are the one who loved me enough to nurse me back to health. When I was ready to give up, and I was begging you and others…
While I’m working on a project we are staying in a compound at Naval Base San Diego. The building I’m working in is close to the compound my family and I are living in. I like it because it makes it easy to eat lunch with my family, spend time with our kids, or come home for a quickie(like today),…
MJ I loved your you fell in love with me in Port A post. Ditto baby. This was the moment I knew big bruise and all that I was crazy in love with you and there was no turning back! Cash just rolled over onto his belly for the first time ever to give his daddy a hug. Cutest thing…
To answer your question from this morning baby….. From the moment we met I felt a connection like I had never felt before. You made me feel nervous and yet completely at ease, at the same time. I have been lucky enough to get to meet and spend time with famous celebrities, musicians, professional athletes, world leaders and presidents, and…
What a day! You know those days where it seems like nothing goes your way? Well that was our day today. It was delay after delay, plans changing, more delays, plans changing again, things not working out, nothing seemed to make any sense, schedule changes, cranky babies, cranky Brittany(head of security for our family), and Malia was in a bad…
I was messing with a new photo creator app on my phone and the picture turned into the one on this post. I showed it to MJ and asked him if he would still love me if I looked like this. MJ says “You would be my wife and an avatar at the same time. You would be my wifeatar.…
I’m sorry you didn’t feel pretty today baby. You are so incredibly beautiful inside and out. When you are feeling better we are going to need to get your eyes checked, because if you can’t see how beautiful/stunning/gorgeous/hot/sexy you are, something could be wrong with your vision. Just kidding baby. We all have days when we aren’t at our best…
The picture of love. Malia carrying one of our babies while she is pregnant with another one of our babies. There is so much love in our house and I love it!