Malia: Baby, thank you for letting me spend and buy everything I wanted to for Christmas this year. I know you didn’t really “let me” do it. I could have done it anyway but thank you for not fussing about it. MJ: Out of curiosity, how much money did you spend shopping today? Malia: Let’s not put a number on…
Tag: Love
“Mr Right” by Mrs “MJ The Terrible”
Some of my friends have been sharing their recent dating horror stories with me. Either the men they are dating cheated on them, or they treat them like crap, etc. I try to tell them to keep trying, because there are good guys out there. Ladies, good men are out there, but Mr. Right might not exactly be walking around…
Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than…..
I love you more than there are stars in the sky. I love you more than the sun, the ocean and the mountains. I love you more than anything. I love you more than everything. I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I love you more than words can describe. I love you more than there is space…
Nice shooting baby!
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…
Mind and Body F-ing
MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…
“Exactly how I feel about Malia in my deepest darkest thoughts with no sugar coating and no filter”
Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II: The first “Anything Goes Q&A with Malia” was a big success, so we decided to do an Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II. 1. What does the scar on the back of MJ’s head look like now? Can you feel it? Is it bumpy, or flat? Julia Walker Modesto, CA Malia: The doctors did…
Sorry Mr President Elect but Family First
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson
Malia This Love Video For You Is Red Video For MJ Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Malia-This-Love-Video-For-You-Is-Red-Video.mp4 To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom! From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia: 1. Do you and MJ have any tattoos? What are they? Where are they? Jenny Petrus Gainesville, FL Malia: Yes. MJ has 2. He has a dragon tattoo on his left arm. His other tattoo is in a private area on his body. He got it for me, and I am going to keep that…