Malia: MJ: Nice picture. Who might you be pretty girl? Malia: My name is Joker Girl. What’s your name? You be Thanos. MJ: I am Thanos. I must say Joker Girl, you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. Malia: Well, thank you Thanos. I like your big muscles. You don’t have to put on a muscle suit…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes II by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m…
It’s You! It’s You! It’s All Because of You!
MJ: I can’t the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby! Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. MJ: Happy tears baby! Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference. You…
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy Has Been Resolved
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
Malia and MJ’s High School Senior Pictures and 10 Signs of A Cute Couple In Love
MJ and I’s High School Senior Pictures A special thank you to Jeanne, MJ’s mom, and the best Grandma ever, for making copies of photo albums for us, so that we have a copy as well. After MJ and I looked at our high school senior pictures, we talked about whether we think we would have dated, if we went…
“What If” Zombie Apocalypse and MLK Day Snuckin
Tarica, will you post Malia and I’s sexcapades MLK day texts, because I’m a little busy right now. You’re the best! Mean it! Best, MJ Tarica: Have fun today guys. Chris and I are doing what you guys are doing today, tomorrow. Rock out out with your sex parts out Mali J and MJ! MJ: Baby why did you email…
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy
Malia: Wanna play hangman? MJ: Like where you guess the letters to figure out words and what not? Malia: Yep! MJ: Ok. I’m stuck on what I’m working on anyway. Malia: Ok. Here we go. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! It’s something I want to do. Pick…
Foreplay Texts Gone Wrong (I Got This Baby!)
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
MJ, I only have 3 things to say to you…….
I only have 3 things to say to you……. 1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you…
Bedroom Olympics Fun
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…