Malia: Baby, I have good news for you! Today, tomorrow, and Wednesday, you are on vacation. I coordinated with Tarica, Marcus, Brittany, etc., to make sure everything was covered, so that you could take 3 days off, rest, and spend time at home with us. You don’t have to do anything but love on us for the next 3 days.…
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Malia’s I Love You MJ Confession Voicemail Recording and Malia and MJ’s 1st and Only Break Up Story
Malia I Love You MJ Confession Voicemail Recording and Malia and MJ’s 1st and Only Break Up Story: – Beginning of transcript – Malia: Hey, I just needed to call and tell you something. Uhm, I’m sorry I didn’t trust you like earlier than now, but uhm, I really like, can’t go any longer without telling you the trust. Uhm.…
Malia Surprises MJ In The Shower and MJ Sings To Her Audio Recording
Malia Surprises MJ In The Shower and MJ Sings To Her Audio Recording Transcript (Audio Recording Below): – Beginning of transcript – MJ: Sings song lyrics- Can’t find a better man. MJ: Unh! Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me! Baby! Oh shit! Oh my God! MJ: What? MJ: Sings song lyrics- Memories back when you should get…
Anything Goes Q&A’s with Malia Compilation
Malia has done 7 anything goes q&a’s. The topics covered include tattoos, romance, MJ The Terrible stories, greatest fears, making babies, having babies, Stuxnet, plastic surgery, anal sex, oral sex, foreplay, fist fights, favorite moments, an inside look at Malia and MJ’s Bethesda Maryland home, MJ being in the hospital stories, race, gender, friendships, betrayal, superstitions, an inside look at…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 7
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 7: 1. Did your family like MJ when they first met him? Ellen Lloyd Topeka, KS Malia: Yes. Very much so. I think they wanted to try to like him, because they knew he treated me well, but I think they ended up liking him without actually trying to. 2. What is the weirdest thing…
It’s Bang O’clock Somewhere!
Text messages between Malia and I yesterday, on President’s Day. I will definitely remember this President’s Day! Sincerely, MJ MJ: This is FOTY. Do you come in MILF? Over. Malia: What does FOTY stand for? Is MILF Mom I’d Like to F@$k? Over. MJ: FOTY- Father of The Year (at our country club anyway) and yes on MILF. Malia: Is…
Joker Girl Malia and Thanos The Terrible Valentine’s Day Love
Malia: MJ: Nice picture. Who might you be pretty girl? Malia: My name is Joker Girl. What’s your name? You be Thanos. MJ: I am Thanos. I must say Joker Girl, you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. Malia: Well, thank you Thanos. I like your big muscles. You don’t have to put on a muscle suit…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes II by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m…
It’s You! It’s You! It’s All Because of You!
MJ: I can’t the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby! Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. MJ: Happy tears baby! Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference. You…
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy Has Been Resolved
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…