My Favorite Recent Quotes From People That I Know Malia May Johnson Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is a beautiful thing when two become one, like you and me. It is even more of a beautiful thing when the two become one, and make more twos and ones, meaning babies, like you and me again. Please don’t…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You started the- “I’m an alien” business, so…….Alien invasion!” Malia May Johnson “To get it on you have to get it off.” Malia May Johnson “After you get off, don’t get off. You know I like after care business almost as much as I like…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love how you randomly break out into song and dance like life is a musical and you always find a way to run into me for a hold, hug, kiss. That shit is adorable.”…
Malia: Alright baby, it’s that time of the month again. MJ: That’s okay baby. It’s all good. I hope aunt flow isn’t too rough this month. Malia: Not that time of the month. It’s time for a relationship quiz. MJ: I love you. I would never cheat on you. You look beautiful and skinny. You’re an awesome wife and a…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know. MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday. Malia: I didn’t know that. MJ: You know what I want? Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? MJ: I want you! Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have Mjtheterriblephilia.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to rub my shit.” Malia May Johnson “I don’t have any panties on. #invite” Malia May Johnson “You can make nine from behind if you like?” Malia May Johnson “What? You aren’t leaving until you fill me…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…