My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Can we have sex before you go on World War 3 alert?” Malia May Johnson “Yay! You knocked me down. Now knock me up.” Malia May Johnson “They used to call having sex making whoopie a long time ago. FYI, I am available for what…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Hey baby! Tell me something I don’t know. MJ: August is the only month without a Federal holiday. Malia: I didn’t know that. MJ: You know what I want? Malia: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? MJ: I want you! Malia: To make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Malia: You didn’t text back. Do you want me…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have Mjtheterriblephilia.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to rub my shit.” Malia May Johnson “I don’t have any panties on. #invite” Malia May Johnson “You can make nine from behind if you like?” Malia May Johnson “What? You aren’t leaving until you fill me…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Were my nonverbal cues I wanna screw not obvious enough?” Malia May Johnson “Like Papa Johns…….You better get some.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to impregnate me today.” Malia May Johnson “Spoiler alert! Your penis is getting sucked as soon as now!” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 199 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Are you mad at me for bonking the boy in my class on the head? He deserved it. He was wrong first. I was wrong second. We both got in trouble. We said we were sorry, and we used our words to become friends.”…
Malia: You are not meeting my standards Michael David Johnson! MJ: …… Malia: I have a demand and you are going to meet my demand or else! MJ: Babe, you have been ride or die. I am only alive and made it out of the hospital because of you. Whatever you want, go buy it! I mean it! Malia: How…