The Adventures of "MJ The Terrible" Silver Background Mock Movie Poster
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Malia Gets Jealous of The Actress Playing Her in The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” Movie

Note- The name of the actress referenced in the following text message conversation was removed for privacy/legal reasons. Malia: I am beside myself! I can’t eat. I can’t even fucking think clearly after seeing that movie star slut all over you! Malia: I can’t believe how she didn’t give a shit that I was standing right there! Malia: I thought…

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Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Train Ride Photo
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Love and Relationships

No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…

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Malia May Johnson Boobs Cleavage Picture Wearing a Black Halter Top
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The Nookie Monster

MJ: The Nookie Monster is hungry! Malia: Oh yeah? What do you want to eat Nookie Monster? MJ: I am going to eat you for lunch. Malia: Are you going to “doink me” like your Dad calls sex? Malia: What are you interested in my horny hubby? I think it’s so funny he calls sex “doinking”. MJ: I am interested…

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