Malia, In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way. If you really think about it, not only have we always found a way or made…
Tag: Love
A Relationship First…..Sexy Hands Selfie
Malia: Sometimes I wonder what sex looks like from your angle. MJ: I’m not gonna lie. It’s a pretty damn good view. Malia: Like, I wonder what it looks like when you hold my hands down like that. MJ: There’s only one way for you to find out. Malia: Are you going to take a picture? MJ: Yeah. Malia: Relationship…
Snake Attack Saturday
There is a dirt walking path behind our house and the house next to our house that we recently bought. I usually take our babies on a stroller walk in the morning before it gets to hot out. When MJ isn’t working, he walks with us. MJ was working from home today, and he had time to walk with us.…
Thank You For Being My Perfect Dream Girl Combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson
Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…
What To Blog About and Why You Should Blog About It by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
A blog is a web log. Blogs are basically online journals. That’s what a blog is. You can create a blog about anything you want to, and you can write about anything you want to. Blogs can be for personal or business use. You can blog for and/or about money, or you can blog to share your thoughts/feelings about your…
The Story of How Mr. Fanning and MJ Met
When did MJ meet Mr. Fanning, and why did Mr. Fanning believe in MJ? Why did he take an interest in him? Beth Smith Salem, OR I’ll try to keep the answer short. Someday I hope MJ addresses this more, and I’m sure he will, because without Eric Fanning (Mr. Fanning), “MJ The Terrible” would probably be in Guantanamo Bay…
Just do what I want Michael David Johnson!
MJ: Baby, you are a badass with a sexy ass. Malia: I love you MJ: Dick biter! Malia: That’s what you get for smacking me in the face with it. MJ: Well guess what. Malia: Chicken butt? MJ: Your butt! Guess what else. Malia: What else? MJ: I see London. I see France. I wanna see a South African girls…
Malia Gets Jealous of The Actress Playing Her in The Adventures of “MJ The Terrible” Movie
Note- The name of the actress referenced in the following text message conversation was removed for privacy/legal reasons. Malia: I am beside myself! I can’t eat. I can’t even fucking think clearly after seeing that movie star slut all over you! Malia: I can’t believe how she didn’t give a shit that I was standing right there! Malia: I thought…
Avatar To Real Life Love
MJ: You want some of this Johnson? Malia: Nope! MJ: You don’t? 🙁 Malia: I don’t want some! I want all! MJ: My avatar wants to bang your avatar. Malia: My real me personatar wants to bang the real you personatar. Let’s get together and have some sex. MJ: I would like your assurance I will be safe before I…
The Malia Cashes In On The MJ Rain Check
Malia: The Malia is interested in having the intercourse, with the MJ. MJ: The MJ is also interested in having the intercourse with the Malia. Malia: The Malia would like to cash in on the going down on her rain check the MJ offered her earlier this month. The Malia really enjoys the tongue of the MJ. MJ: The MJ…