Last night something happened that changed my life. 10 plus years ago I created something that changed the world forever, in good and bad ways. What I created led to me being nicknamed “MJ The Terrible”, and it is also the reason I was awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross for Cyberwarfare. Even though the event happened over a decade ago,…
MJ: I found the song from the Jack Reacher and the girl from the babysitting movie song to make sweet lovin in the shower to like they did in the movie. Malia: Jack Reacher? Girl from the baby sitting movie? Malia: Oh. I got it. Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue. It’s called Top Gun. Malia: Ugh! You’ve got me thinking…
Malia: Baby, you do the weirdest things. MJ: Huh? Malia: You randomly sent an idea for a commercial to the company Angie’s List. What motivated you to do that? MJ: I don’t know really. I saw an Angie’s List commercial on tv and I thought it sucked. Then I heard the Rolling Stone’s song “Angie” and I put 2 and…
Gotye: Can you please take down all mj the terrible, team digital death, nerdy black bitch, and masters of money content? Malia: What exactly would you like taken down? It’s Nerdy Black Girl, not Nerdy Black Bitch. Gotye: All of it Malia: As in, you are requesting we take down every blog, post, article, q&a, social media site, website, picture,…
Malia: Baby, I love you too much to let you go. If I can’t have you nobody can. MJ: Sounds reasonable. Malia: Promise me you will never leave me. MJ: I promise I will never leave you. I am the happiest man on planet earth most days my love. Malia: What about Jolene? MJ: Who? Malia: Jolene! MJ: I don’t…
MJ: I’m looking for Sexy Cinderella. The perfect fit for my man business. Do you know where I can find her? Malia: Yeah. This is where I live…….. MJ: You have a big beautiful home Sexy Cinderella. Where is Sexy Cinderella in that 11,000 square foot house, or does Sexy Cinderella want me to play hides and I go seek…
Malia, In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way. If you really think about it, not only have we always found a way or made…
Malia: Sometimes I wonder what sex looks like from your angle. MJ: I’m not gonna lie. It’s a pretty damn good view. Malia: Like, I wonder what it looks like when you hold my hands down like that. MJ: There’s only one way for you to find out. Malia: Are you going to take a picture? MJ: Yeah. Malia: Relationship…
There is a dirt walking path behind our house and the house next to our house that we recently bought. I usually take our babies on a stroller walk in the morning before it gets to hot out. When MJ isn’t working, he walks with us. MJ was working from home today, and he had time to walk with us.…
Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…