Malia: Do you remember this picture? MJ: Yes Malia: Do you remember what you said to me after you took that picture and sat down next to me? MJ: I do. I said- “Baby, you have the sexiest legs I have ever seen. It is hard to watch the game when all I can think about is you wrapping those…
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MJ and I’s Caldwell County Dating Experience
The driving distance from where we lived in Austin to Caldwell County, is about an hour. At that time anywhere MJ went, his Court Appointed Supervisor (CAS), Brittany White, had to be with him everywhere he went. One of the terms of MJ’s probation was Brittany had to be with him at all times. He could go pretty much anywhere…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 8 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I swear 1 minute warning. I bought it special for you. I have already lost some baby weight, and I am going to do you sooo good!” Malia May Johnson “Oh my God I’m gonna…
Come and Unwrap Me Birthday Boy!
MJ: Malia Sex Kitten Dirty Bird Pretty Titties Big Booty Cutie Johnson to the bedroom please. Malia: Are you ready birthday boy? MJ: I am. Malia: I am almost ready. It takes a little prep time to be ready because I have to you know, since we can’t you know. MJ: I know. It’s all good baby. Malia: How excited…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 7 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can’t help myself. Look, it wants me to. Your c@$k and my mouth were meant for each other.” Malia May Johnson “I will “Slang my puss” at you whenever you need it. I will…
MJ Surprising His Mom On Her 70th Birthday Today
MJ: Today was an awesome day! I love you! We’re on the way back to the airport. I love you! Malia: I got the pictures you text me of you and your mom shopping. I love you too MJ: I didn’t grow up with money. We had enough to make it, but it wasn’t always easy. That said, I had…
Port A Love and Masters of Money’s Expansion Into Africa
Malia: You don’t love me. MJ: I love you! Malia: Prove it MJ: I have loved you since the day I was born. Malia: You didn’t know me when you were born. MJ: I was born to love you! Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because us being together is right. Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because…
License To Perv
Malia: Do you remember taking this photo you dirty perv? MJ: Uh huh. You blurred the bejesus out of that pic. Malia: You just agreed to being a dirty perv. And I don’t want anyone seeing what’s under the blurred parts but you. MJ: I’m allowed to be a dirty perv. Malia: When is it ok to be a dirty…
Building Licker!
MJ: Building licker! Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about this morning Johnson? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Damn it Johnson! MJ: Building licker! Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Well, I have…
Inspired Shower Singing
MJ: Here is a picture of a hippo and an angel. I love you forever Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Happy Cry Baby Cakes Johnson! Malia: Everyone in the house is laughing their ass off at you baby! MJ: What? Malia: “Just give me anal in the morning,…