MJ: Does your butt hurt? Malia: In a good way. MJ: 2 all butt sex sessions Malia: Uh huh MJ: Can I ask you something? Malia: Yep MJ: Will you marry me? Malia: I am already married to you. MJ: I just wanted to hear you say that you are already married to me. Malia: Anymore butt sex before I…
Malia: There was a man that snuck into my shower and took an “Up” picture in between my legs of my goodies! MJ: Oh no! We should start an investigation immediately. Malia: I have a place to start. He left behind a clue. MJ: What kind of clue? Malia: On one of the pictures he took there is a picture…
MJ: I married Lisa Marie Malia: WTF? Who is Lisa Marie??? MJ: I hit send accidentally before I was done typing. MJ: I was going text….. I married Lisa Marie Presley’s twin, Malia May Presley. You look like Elvis Presley’s daughter. I was only being playful. I love you and you are always on my mind baby cakes. Malia: Gotcha.…
Malia: I love you! MJ: I love you too. Did I do something good to deserve an I love you? Malia: I love you and I can tell you that I love you anytime I want to, can’t I? MJ: Of course my love. I’m stressed out. Malia: Stress isn’t good baby. We need to find a stress solution. MJ:…
Malia: Do you think the saying “Black Lives Matter” is racist? MJ: No. The saying is meant to call attention to an important issue. The saying isn’t “Only Black Lives Matter”. Malia: I agree. They are debating it right now on the show I’m watching. I love you my enlightened, sexy, woke, big heart, big brain, big dick husband! MJ:…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 10: 1. What did MJ get you for your push present? Trisha Sellers St. Paul, MN Malia: MJ went all out. He got a push present for me from each of our kids and he bought me a separate push gift also. His push gift for me was the jacuzzi bathtub I wanted. And he…
Malia: I have 6 things to tell you daddy. Ready? MJ: I don’t know. Am I? Malia: You are. MJ: Well, ok then. Let her rip tater chip. Malia: I’m going 1 at a time. 1. Kat said yes to Brittany. You get to give Brittany away! MJ: Back when Britt was my court appointed supervisor, I would have loved…
MJ: Are you awake my love? Malia: Yes. What’s up? MJ: I came up with an Akronym for the A.I. robot drones. Malia: Just trying to be helpful. This is the correct spelling of acronym. MJ: I’m from Akron, so I tweaked it. Malia: What’s the “Akronym”? MJ: FORCE…… ForwardOperatingRobotCombatExplorer Malia: Baby! You said the robots were going to be…
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Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time Malia: Hey baby. Can you come up here when you get a minute? MJ: Yeah. Do you need me to bring something up to you? Malia: Your wiener. MJ: Not for 6 weeks baby. Malia: I want to weigh your wiener on my breast milk scale. MJ: Seriously? Malia:…